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Frustration over shipping costs and currency confusion
Albert "Al" McWhiggin
To overnight, 6 packages to Japan is how much? What? That's in yen, right? DOLLARS?! Oh, you are deliberately takin advantage of people in a hurry! You know that?!
[on the phone as he starts packing]
Zurg's Command to Eliminate Buzz Lightyear
Evil Emperor Zurg
Destroy Buzz Lightyear! Destroy Buzz Lightyear! Destroy Buzz Lightyear!
Rex's Concern for His Friends
Rex
Hey, wait up! Hey! come on! Slow down! Dinosaur overboard!
Confrontation on Zurg's Fortress Planet
Utility Belt Buzz
Buzz Lightyear mission log. All signs point to this planet as location of Zurg's fortress, but there seems to be no signs of intelligent life anywhere...
Emperor Zurg
Come to me, my prey...
[his first words]
Utility Belt Buzz
To infinity and beyond!
Emperor Zurg
So, we meet again, Buzz Lightyear, for the last time.
Utility Belt Buzz
Not today, Zurg!
Rex
Oh, no! No! No, no, no, no.
Buzz Lightyear
Oh, you almost had him.
Rex
I'm never gonna defeat Zurg!
Buzz Lightyear
Sure, you will, Rex. In fact, you're a better Buzz than I am.
Rex
But look at my little arms! I can't press the fire button and jump at the same time!
A Final Encounter Between Rivals
Evil Emperor Zurg
So, we meet again, Buzz Lightyear, for the last time.
[repeated line]
Rex's Request for Comfort in Fear
Rex
I can't look. Could somebody please cover my eyes?
[as Al breaks into the box that Andy's Mom locked Woody into]
Zurg Invites His Prey to Approach
Evil Emperor Zurg
Come to me, my prey...
[first words]
Hamm Excitedly Calls for Woody's Attention
Hamm
Here we come, Woody! Woody, here we come! Here we come! Woody!
Buzz Lightyear Questions His Weight
Buzz Lightyear
Am I really that fat?
[looking at another toy of himself]
Woody's Unexpected Shelving Causes Concern
Rex
What happened?
Mr. Potato Head
Woody's been shelved!
[in disbelief]
Skepticism About Vehicle Performance
Hamm
Oh, I seriously doubt he's getting this kind of mileage.
Proud Encouragement from a Father Figure
Evil Emperor Zurg
Good throw, son. That's my boy. Go long, Buzzy!
[last words]
Friendship and Sacrifice in Toy Story 2
Buzz Lightyear
Woody once risked his life to save me. I couldn't call myself his friend if I weren't willing to do the same. So, who's with me?
Al's Toy Barn Offers Low Prices
Albert "Al" McWhiggin
Welcome to Al's Toy Barn. We've got the lowest prices in town. Everything for a buck-buck-buck.
[sadly; cries]
Lost and Found Among Friends
Mr. Potato Head
I found it.
[From under Andy's bed sheets]
Woody
You found my hat?
Mr. Potato Head
Your hat? No. The missus lost her earring. Oh, my little sweet potato!
[singsong to Mrs. Potato Head]
Mrs. Potato Head
Ooh, you found it! Ohh, it's so nice to have a big, strong spud around the house.
[turning around fast]
Hamm Prepares for a Playful Fight
Hamm
You heard of Kung Fu? Well get ready for pork chop.
Jessie's Defense of Her Friend
Jessie Pride
Hey, stop it! You leave him alone, springy dog! Hey!
Woody's Guidelines for Toy Management
Sheriff Woody Pride
Here's your list of things to do while I'm gone: batteries need to be changed. Toys at the bottom of the chest need to be rotated. Oh, and make sure everyone attends Mr. Spell's seminar on what to do if you or part of you is swallowed. Okay? Okay, good, okay.
Preparation for Andy's Cowboy Camp Adventure
Woody
Here's your list of things to do while I'm gone: batteries need to be changed. Toys at the bottom of the chest need to be rotated. Oh, and make sure everyone attends Mr. Spell's seminar on what to do if you or part of you is swallowed. Okay? Okay, good, okay.
Buzz Lightyear
Woody, you haven't found your hat yet, have you?
Woody
No! And Andy's leaving for Cowboy Camp any minute, and I can't find it anywhere!
Buzz Lightyear
Don't worry, Woody. In just a few hours, you'll be sittin around a campfire with Andy, makin delicious, hot schmoes.
Woody
They're called s'mores, Buzz.
Buzz Lightyear
Right. Right. Of course.
Toy Shopping Dilemma at the Airport
Girl
Mommy! Mommy, can we get it? Please, Mommy! Please!
Mom
Oh, honey, you don't want that toy! It's broken!
Employee
Hey, Joe, you're late, We've got a ton of toys to unload.
Joe
All right. All right. I'm comin'. I'm comin'.
Amy
Look, Barbie! A big ugly man-doll! Ooh, he needs a makeover.
Airline Rep
Here's the rest!
Woody's Search for Something Important
Sheriff Woody Pride
Where is it? Where is it?
[first lines]
Woody encourages Bullseye to run fast
Sheriff Woody Pride
Ride like the wind, Bullseye!
[repeated line]
A Moment of Affection Among Friends
Bo Peep
You're cute when you care.
[amorously]
Woody
Bo, not in front of Buzz.
[embarrassed]