30 quotes
Rod Kimble's Enthusiastic Stunt Proposal
Rod Kimble
Who wants to see me do a BIG-ASS STUNT!!!
Rico's Humorous Announcement of Intentions
Rico
Hahahahahahahaa... I'ma go drop some dumpage.
Excessive Energy from Green Tea Consumption
Rico
I'm freakin pumped! I've been drinking green tea all goddamn day!
Preparing for a Date with Style
Rod Kimble
When you go on a date, you put on a shirt, and you drive your bike to the DAAAATE!
Humorous Comparison of Itching Sensations
Rico
My balls itch more than a flea on a jack russel terrier!
A Journey from Legit to Unlegit
Rod Kimble
I used to be legit. In fact, I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. But now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit.
Rico's Fireworks Discovery in Restroom
Rico
Yoohoo shtheads, I just found a bag of fireworks in the men's restrooms; would you guys like to light them off?
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Earning love as a step-son
Rod Kimble
He's your real dad so he automatically loves you. But I'm his step-son, I have to earn it.
Confronting death and the desire for competition
Rod Kimble
But I still to kick your ass (Frank). How can I do that if you're dead??
Operation Fiscal Jackhammer Begins
Rod Kimble
I'm officially kicking off Phase Two: Operation Fiscal Jackhammer.
Belief and Achievement in Unintentional Rhyme
Rod Kimble
You have only to believe if you wish to achieve. That rhymed. Unintentional.
A Moment of Clarity Through Painful Reflection
Rod Kimble
I needed to think last night. So I galloped into a wooded glen, and after punch dancing out my rage and suffering an extremely long and very painful fall, I realized what has to be done.
Web Trends Compared to a Beach Ball
Kevin Powell
It's bouncing around the Web like a beach ball at a Nickelback concert.
Caution After Surviving a Chemical Fire
Frank Powell
Never—sneak up on a man who's been in a chemical fire.
Laundry Habits of Rod Kimble
Rod Kimble
Please believe, I do my laundry with no pants on!
[singing]
Embrace Strength to Avoid Victimhood
Frank Powell
Play the victim and you will be the victim.
Defiance Against Unwanted Life Advice
Rico
Don't you EVER try to tell me how to live my life AGAIN!
A Sudden and Unexpected Demise
Rod Kimble
The front of his face exploded out the back of his skull. He died instantly, the next day.
Rod Kimble Asserts His Maturity and Strength
Rod Kimble
You're wrong, Frank. I'm not a kid, I'm a man. I am gonna get you better, and then I'm gonna beat you to death!
Struggling with Emotions and Vulnerability
Rico
I don't even cry, and look at me, you're about to make tears come outta my face!
Defiance in the Face of Conformity
Rod Kimble
I'd rather die than live in a world where I can't kick your ass.