11 quotes
Classic Approaches and Unexpected Gratitude
Christmas
The fuck? Barney? Hey, I had him with the classics! You almost fucking killed me!
[''After Marsh, revealed to be Ocelot, is gunned down by a helicopter, and Barney is revealed to be its pilot'']
Barney
You're welcome!
Strategic Communication Among Snipers
Easy Day
This our sniper?
Gunner
Don't worry about it. I got a prescription scope.
Easy Day
What? Well, Hawkeyes, remember this face. Don't shoot it by accident.
A Name Choice Sparks Tension
Christmas
What do you prefer to be called, Jumbo or Shrimp?
Jumbo Shrimp
Call me that again. Cut your fucking head off.
Christmas
That's a little harsh, bite-size.
Provocative Question on Common Knowledge
Toll Road
Does the Pope shit in the woods ?
[''On being asked if he can create a diversion'']
Confrontation Over Control and Consequences
Christmas
How you doing, Rahmat?
[''After killing Rahmat's last remaining henchmen'']
Rahmat
I see you like to play with knives.
Christmas
Well, I ain't playing no more. You're gonna give me the kill switch, and we're gonna end all this.
Rahmat
Come and get it, hero.
[''Rahmat draws a pair of tonfas and the two men fight'']
Caveman Comparisons in Expend4bles Dialogue
Gina
You know what you actually are? A caveman.
[''To Christmas'']
Barney
You do resemble a caveman.
Angry Chatter or Meaningful Conversation?
Christmas
Conversation? Sounds more like angry chatter.
Consequences of Greed and Conflict
Marsh
You're like genital warts! Always showing up where you're not wanted and refusing to go away!
[''After Marsh is revealed to be Ocelot and Christmas destroys his helicopter with a rocket launcher'']
Christmas
You got something I need, Marsh. I'm coming down to get it.
Marsh
I guess you figured out that this device right here is the only thing preventing World War III, a conflict that, while devastating for many, it'll be insanely, insanely, INSANELY profitable for somebody, and that somebody is gonna be me! And the Expendables WILL TAKE ALL THE BLAME! So, enjoy the show! Kill them all!
[''Throws the kill switch into the ocean''; ''Marsh's men open fire on the Expendables'']