Memorable Quotes from Andy Samberg
18 quotesRod Kimble's Enthusiastic Stunt Proposal
Rod Kimble
Who wants to see me do a BIG-ASS STUNT!!!
Preparing for a Date with Style
Rod Kimble
When you go on a date, you put on a shirt, and you drive your bike to the DAAAATE!
Unexpected Encounters in Urban Spaces
Homeless Man
What's up, friend? How you doing?
Nick
Good. I was just gonna go in...
Homeless Man
You walked right in here.
Nick
I didn't mean to.
Homeless Man
You're like a little canary in skinny jeans.
Nick
I was gonna go in to look for my friend.
Homeless Man
You got friends right here. Me and Switzerland are here for you, baby. Let me ask you a question. You ever hook up with a dog?
Nick
No. What? Like an an... A dog, like a pet? No.
Homeless Man
Don't. It's not worth it. I like you so much.
[trying to hug Nick]
Nick
I'm running away. I'm running.
Homeless Man
Run away. Run away, little canary.
A Journey from Legit to Unlegit
Rod Kimble
I used to be legit. In fact, I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. But now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit.
Earning love as a step-son
Rod Kimble
He's your real dad so he automatically loves you. But I'm his step-son, I have to earn it.
Confronting death and the desire for competition
Rod Kimble
But I still to kick your ass (Frank). How can I do that if you're dead??
Operation Fiscal Jackhammer Begins
Rod Kimble
I'm officially kicking off Phase Two: Operation Fiscal Jackhammer.
Belief and Achievement in Unintentional Rhyme
Rod Kimble
You have only to believe if you wish to achieve. That rhymed. Unintentional.
A Moment of Clarity Through Painful Reflection
Rod Kimble
I needed to think last night. So I galloped into a wooded glen, and after punch dancing out my rage and suffering an extremely long and very painful fall, I realized what has to be done.
Laundry Habits of Rod Kimble
Rod Kimble
Please believe, I do my laundry with no pants on!
[singing]
A Sudden and Unexpected Demise
Rod Kimble
The front of his face exploded out the back of his skull. He died instantly, the next day.
Rod Kimble Asserts His Maturity and Strength
Rod Kimble
You're wrong, Frank. I'm not a kid, I'm a man. I am gonna get you better, and then I'm gonna beat you to death!
Defiance in the Face of Conformity
Rod Kimble
I'd rather die than live in a world where I can't kick your ass.