Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men Full Cast & Crew

2003TV Series"Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups."

Cast

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Charlie Sheen
as Charlie Harper
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Ashton Kutcher
as Walden Schmidt
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Jon Cryer
as Alan Harper
A
Angus T. Jones
as Jake Harper
A
Amber Tamblyn
as Jenny
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Conchata Ferrell
as Berta
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Holland Taylor
as Evelyn Harper
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Marin Hinkle
as Judith Harper
M
Melanie Lynskey
as Rose
A
Angus T. Jones
as Jake Harper
C
Conchata Ferrell
as Berta
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Holland Taylor
as Evelyn Harper
M
Marin Hinkle
as Judith Melnick
R
Ryan Stiles
as Herb Melnick
J
Jennifer Taylor
as Chelsea
M
Melanie Lynskey
as Rose
A
April Bowlby
as Kandi
S
Susan Blakely
as Angie
S
Sara Rue
as Naomi
C
Carol Kane
as Shelly
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Kristin Richardson
as Tiffany
M
Michael Patrick McGill
as Officer Smith
K
Krista Allen
as Olivia Peason
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Heather Locklear
as Laura
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Nicole Forester
as Camille
A
Abigail Mavity
as Brianna
E
Eugene Byrd
as Lenny
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Lucky Vanous
as Kevin
D
Dylan Minnette
as Little Charlie
T
Teri Hatcher
as Liz
B
Bob Morrisey
as Dr. Little
J
Johanna Nicosia
as Desiree
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Sean Penn
as Himself
C
Chloe Webb
as Trudy
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Ken Jeong
as Male Nurse
J
Jenna Elfman
as Frankie
D
Dakin Matthews
as Father Shaunassey
N
Noel Fisher
as Freddie
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Elena Lyons
as Susan
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Camryn Manheim
as Daisy
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Suzanne Whang
as Anesthesiologist
D
Dayna Devon
as Shopper (uncredited)
J
Jeri Ryan
as Sherri
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Vernee Watson-Johnson
as Nurse
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Paget Brewster
as Jamie
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Christine Dunford
as Gloria
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Kristin Dattilo
as Cindy
A
Amanda Swisten
as Darlene
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Chris O'Donnell
as Bill
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Natalie Zea
as Colleen
D
Darryl Sivad
as Cab Driver
A
Allison Janney
as Beverly
J
Janeane Garofalo
as Sharon
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Kimberly Oja
as Betsy
K
Katherine LaNasa
as Lydia
B
Brooke Shields
as Danielle
K
Kay Panabaker
as Sophie
B
Brian Turk
as Mike
B
Brooke D'Orsay
as Robin
T
Tony Tripoli
as Philip
B
Brian Patrick Wade
as Sam
B
Brittney Powell
as Clair
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Paige Peterson
as Hooker
J
Jon Polito
as Mr. Sharipa
M
Martin Sheen
as Harvey
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Loren Lester
as Emcee
D
Danielle Bisutti
as Vicki
J
Jennifer Hale
as TV Announcer (V.O)
R
Rib Hillis
as Justin
A
Alicia Witt
as Miss Pasternak
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Emilio Estevez
as Andy
J
Jodi Lyn O'Keefe
as Gail
C
Candace Kita
as Coco
C
Christina Chambers
as Kimberly
J
Jenn Liu
as Gwyneth
C
Christina Moore
as Cynthia
B
Barry Livingston
as Sam
E
Eddie Van Halen
as Himself
I
Ion Overman
as Vicki
C
Cerina Vincent
as Lulu
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Helena Mattsson
as Ingrid
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Sandra McCoy
as Tina
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Bellamy Young
as Diane
C
Carrie Stevens
as Pam
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Hayley Erin
as Milly
A
Andrea Savage
as Lena
M
Mike Connors
as Hugo
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Lisa Jay
as Ginger
J
Josie Davis
as Sandy
E
Enrique Iglesias
as Fernando
O
Orson Bean
as Norman
A
April Bowlby
as Kimber
E
Eve Gordon
as Brenda
R
Robert Clotworthy
as Announcer
M
Michael Clarke Duncan
as Jerome
R
Rachel Cannon
as Nina
R
Robert Wagner
as Teddy
B
Brian George
as TV Narrator
J
Juliette Goglia
as Joanie
M
Mikki Padilla
as Bridesmaid #1
M
Ming-Na Wen
as Linda
M
Marc Grapey
as Stuart
M
Madison Mason
as Tommy Pearson
E
Eric Allan Kramer
as Bill
M
Mark Chaet
as Doctor
G
George Wyner
as Sheldon
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Kristen Miller
as Debbie
N
Natalie Denise Sperl
as Janie
S
Sam Lerner
as Andrew
S
Ski Carr
as Gonzales
T
Thomas F. Wilson
as Mike
S
Stacey Travis
as Linda
L
Lucy Lawless
as Pamela
J
John Valdetero
as Phil
E
Elvis Costello
as Elvis Costello
M
Megan Fox
as Prudence
C
Cloris Leachman
as Norma
J
Jessica Collins
as Gloria
K
Kelly King
as Kelly
I
Iqbal Theba
as Don
A
Andrea Bendewald
as Terry Sholander
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Holly King
as Mitzi
A
Andy Pessoa
as Andy
C
Catherine McCord
as Danielle
H
Hugh Holub
as Man
L
Lee Garlington
as Peggy
J
Joel Murray
as Doug
A
Andy Mackenzie
as Ronald Wiedermeier
G
Gracie Maddox
as Lilly
S
Steve Tom
as Minister
J
Jack Plotnick
as Mike
E
Elizabeth Ho
as Jasmine
S
Sab Shimono
as Hiroshi
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Lamont Thompson
as Bruno
M
Meeghan Holaway
as Brenda
J
James Earl Jones
as Himself
W
Will Sasso
as Andrew
J
June Squibb
as Margaret
M
Matt Roth
as Greg
J
Jackie Debatin
as Ginger
C
Christopher Neiman
as Joel
M
Marco Sanchez
as Hector
R
Richard Kind
as Artie
B
Bridget Flanery
as Katie
S
Sara Erikson
as Bethany
Y
Yvette Nicole Brown
as Mandy
R
Richard Lewis
as Stan
D
Don Foster
as Ken
S
Steffani Brass
as Debbie
A
Amanda Tosch
as Vicki
J
Jenna Gering
as Naomi
H
Harry Dean Stanton
as Himself
R
Rhyon Nicole Brown
as Ashley
A
Alana de la Garza
as Crystal
A
Alicia Coppola
as Dr. Michelle Talmadge
S
Susan Sullivan
as Dorothy
E
Ernie Grunwald
as Clinician
B
Brian Thomas Smith
as Emmett
V
Valerie Azlynn
as Beth
G
George Eads
as George (uncredited)
E
Emily Rose
as Janine
W
Wayne Wilderson
as Roger
J
Jennifer O'Dell
as Margaret
G
Gregg Marx
as Announcer
S
Sun Park
as Manicurist
J
Jon Lovitz
as Archie Baldwin
M
Morgan Fairchild
as Donna
A
Aaron Refvem
as Chuck
M
Marisa Tayui
as Sally
L
Larry Cedar
as Policeman #1
A
Andre Ware
as Officer Chamberlan
J
Jennifer Taylor
as Suzanne
K
Kimberly Quinn
as Donna
T
Tricia O'Kelley
as Brooke
K
Katelin Petersen
as Katie
D
Daniel Escobar
as Richard
C
Cristine Rose
as Lenore
B
Byrne Offutt
as Paul
M
Molly Morgan
as Megan
K
Ken Lerner
as Dr. Levine
J
John Stamos
as Prospective House Buyer
M
Matt McKenzie
as Gary
J
Jamie Rose
as Sloane Jagov
T
Tina Morasco
as Summer
A
Amy Farrington
as Kathleen
K
Kate Luyben
as Woman
C
Cheryl White
as Ruth
M
Michael Lowry
as Wes Tosterone
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Hope Allen
as Jenna
P
Ping Wu
as Coroner
T
Thomas Gibson
as Greg
D
Diora Baird
as Wanda
V
Virginia Williams
as Tricia
A
Aisha Tyler
as Allison
A
Angela Lin
as Laura
M
Malea Rose
as Stacy
R
Rachele Brooke Smith
as Tracy
M
Max Mittelman
as Mechaenical Demon (voice)
T
Tom Virtue
as Stan
A
Alessandra Torresani
as Kathy
L
Lyn Alicia Henderson
as Patricia
A
Angelique Cabral
as Shannon
A
Alexis Krause
as Kelly
S
Stephanie Jacobsen
as Penelope
N
Nicole J. Butler
as Mother
G
Grady Lee Richmond
as Elmer
N
Nikki Novak
as Naomi
N
Nicholas Gonzalez
as Baker
K
Katie Stegeman
as Malibu Volleyball Player
T
Taylor Cole
as Melanie Laughlin
J
Joe Manganiello
as Alex
M
Monika Smith
as Kiki
A
Amanda Schull
as Alicia
G
Gary Busey
as Gary Busey
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Zaid Farid
as James
V
Vernee Watson-Johnson
as Nurse Phyllis
M
Michael Bailey Smith
as Dave
N
Nicole Steinwedell
as Veronica Hastings
B
Brian Keith Russell
as Thomas
J
Jonathan Banks
as Sid
J
Jane Carr
as Sharon
J
Jim Piddock
as Edward
J
John Pirruccello
as Policeman (voice)
C
Chuck Lacey
as Martin
M
Mimi Rogers
as Robin Schmidt
M
Michael Medico
as Bartender
M
Matthew Marsden
as Nigel
T
Travis Van Winkle
as Dylan
S
Sonia Jackson
as Andrea
S
Sara Erikson
as Jennifer
H
Hira Ambrosino
as Kim
G
Georgia Engel
as Jean
K
Kathy Bates
as Charlie Harper
P
Patton Oswalt
as Billy Stanhope
V
Vernee Watson-Johnson
as Nurse Lorna
B
Brian Stepanek
as Arthur
E
Eddie Shin
as Dr. Kim
C
Caitlin Harris
as Lauren
C
Christina Scherer
as Jenny
A
Abbie Cobb
as Gabby
C
Chase Austin
as Slacker #1
J
Jason Alexander
as Dr. Goodman
R
Ryan Heinke
as Slacker #2
A
Alem Brhan Sapp
as Drill Sergeant
R
Richard Whiten
as Sergeant Preston
B
Brit Morgan
as Jill
A
Alem Brhan Sapp
as Sergeant
C
Chasty Ballesteros
as Woman
B
Bre Blair
as Rachel
M
Miley Cyrus
as Missi
D
Dorian Brown Pham
as Jennifer
A
Alex McKenna
as Michelle
J
Jenny Robinson
as Alissa
A
Amanda Walsh
as Dawn
R
Rico E. Anderson
as M.P. Searle
L
Lindsay Price
as Whitney
B
Bradley Snedeker
as M.P. Ross
S
Steven Krueger
as Sean
T
Tricia O'Kelley
as Shari
B
Brooke D'Orsay
as Kate
R
Rebecca Marshall
as Susan
J
Joel Murray
as Nick
W
Wayne Wilderson
as Dad
S
Sofia Mattsson
as Inga
M
Madison Riley
as Britte
W
Willie Garson
as Dr. Staven
M
Meredith Giangrande
as Girl #1
J
Jaime Pressly
as Tammy
C
Charles Malik Whitfield
as Police Officer
E
Elizabeth Bogush
as Emily
E
Elaine Hendrix
as Sylvia
A
Alicia Coppola
as TC Randall
J
Jamie Hill
as Nicole
M
Mikaela Hoover
as Morgan
J
Jelly Howie
as Kristen
K
Kelly Rohrbach
as Amber
S
Scott Bakula
as Jerry
J
Jessica Lundy
as Allie
A
Amanda Detmer
as Meghan
G
George Coe
as Victor
J
Julie Berman
as Sarah
M
Marilu Henner
as Linda
A
Arianna Gomez
as Hot Girl at Bar
H
Hilary Duff
as Stacey
K
Kelly Sry
as Henry
S
Shanti Lowry
as Tara / Tanya
J
Jett Dunlap
as Luke
E
Edie McClurg
as Helen
K
Kimberly Hebert Gregory
as Lisa
J
Jennifer Chang
as Colleen
J
Jennifer Aspen
as Stephanie
M
Molly Stanton
as Michaela
N
Nicole Travolta
as Heidi
T
Tara Perry
as Sarah
M
Marianne Chambers
as Kelly Monroe
C
Camila Greenberg
as Leslie
T
Tiffany Panhilason
as Heather
L
Lynda Carter
as Lynda Carter
M
Madison Dylan
as Laurie
S
Spencer Locke
as Jill
J
Jeff Probst
as Himself
K
Kim Shaw
as Maria
P
Paula Marshall
as Paula
K
Kate Miner
as Nadine
C
Craig Gellis
as Mike
D
Diane Farr
as Rachel
A
Aly Michalka
as Brooke
O
Odette Annable
as Nicole
B
Brooke Lyons
as Gwen
A
Austin Rogers
as Mark
M
Marion Ross
as Margaret
S
Skyler Yeast
as Attractive Male Swinger
T
Tim Conway
as Tim
S
Steve Lawrence
as Steve
G
Garry Marshall
as Garry
J
Jonathan Palmer
as James
M
Maria Zyrianova
as Sugar
E
Elle Evans
as Cheyenne
D
David Grant Wright
as John
K
Kimberly Williams-Paisley
as Gretchen
M
Mila Kunis
as Vivian
B
Blake Bertrand
as Kid #1
K
Ken Davitian
as Mr. Mardirosian
J
Jamie Luner
as Tracy
A
Alex Kapp
as Donna
S
Sandra Purpuro
as Cynthia
A
Amy Pietz
as Angie
T
Tammy Tavares
as Woman #1
D
Diedrich Bader
as Dirk
A
Artt Butler
as Robot (voice)
B
Brad Paisley
as Derek
C
Ciera Foster
as Misty
A
Abby Walker
as Lady #2
A
Anna Easteden
as Wanda
A
Anna Graves
as Flight Attendant
J
JJ Snyder
as Terry
D
David Denman
as Jack
D
Desi Lydic
as Veronica
C
Christian Slater
as Christian Slater
V
Valery M. Ortiz
as Tracy
J
Jim Marshall
as Jim
J
Joey Gaytan
as Gang Banger
D
Debra D. Holt
as Overweight Woman
J
Joseph S. Griffo
as Little Person
J
Jim Lau
as Chinese Man
J
Jamal Duff
as James
T
Tonita Castro
as Esmerelda
M
Martin Mull
as Russell
J
Jeff Staron
as Barista
N
Nadia Bjorlin
as Jill
M
Macey Cruthird
as Megan
T
Tom Virtue
as Minister
L
Liz Vassey
as Kate
K
Krista Kalmus
as Shauna
E
Erinn Hayes
as Gretchen
S
Sara Sanderson
as Kendra
K
Katrina Nelson
as Silent Betty
J
Judd Nelson
as Chris
J
Jim Grollman
as Cashier

Crew

D
Don Foster
Writer
J
James Widdoes
Director
E
Eddie Gorodetsky
Writer
G
Gary Halvorson
Director
L
Lee Aronsohn
Writer
J
Jim Patterson
Writer
S
Susan McMartin
Writer
D
Dave Richardson
Writer
J
Jerry Zaks
Director
P
Pamela Fryman
Director
G
Gail Mancuso
Director
A
Asaad Kelada
Director
L
Lee Aronsohn
Director
J
James Burrows
Director
R
Robert Berlinger
Director
A
Andy Ackerman
Director
B
Bill Prady
Writer
J
Jon Cryer
Director
N
Naren Shankar
Writer
J
Jim Patterson
Writer
L
Lee Aronsohn
Director
S
Susan Beavers
Writer
L
Lee Aronsohn
Writer
J
James Widdoes
Director
P
Pamela Fryman
Director
C
Chuck Lorre
Writer
D
Don Foster
Writer
G
Gary Halvorson
Director
J
Jeff Lowell
Writer
J
Jean Sagal
Director
E
Eddie Gorodetsky
Writer
J
Jim Vallely
Story
J
Jon Cryer
Director
A
Andy Ackerman
Director
R
Robert Berlinger
Director
A
Andrew D. Weyman
Director
M
Mark K. Samuels
Assistant Director
S
Saladin K. Patterson
Writer
D
Dave Richardson
Writer
M
Max Searle
Writer
C
Chuck Lorre
Director
D
David Richardson
Writer
C
Carol Mendelsohn
Writer
D
Don Reo
Writer
E
Eddie Gorodetsky
Director
A
Andrew D. Weyman
Director
L
Lee Aronsohn
Writer
C
Chuck Lorre
Writer
J
James Widdoes
Director
S
Susan McMartin
Writer
J
Jim Patterson
Writer
M
Matt Ross
Writer
G
Gary Halvorson
Director
S
Susan Beavers
Writer
J
Jeff Melman
Director
T
Ted Wass
Director
C
Chuck Lorre
Director
M
Max Searle
Writer
A
Andy Ackerman
Director
S
Saladin K. Patterson
Writer
S
Steve Tompkins
Story
J
Jay Sandrich
Director
S
Steve Tompkins
Writer
P
Pamela Fryman
Director
L
Lee Aronsohn
Director
J
Jean Sagal
Director
W
Warren Belle
Story
S
Sarah Goldfinger
Writer
J
Jim Vallely
Writer
S
Steven V. Silver
Director of Photography
E
Eddie Gorodetsky
Writer
J
Jeff Lowell
Writer
C
Carol Anne Miller
Assistant Director
L
Lee Aronsohn
Writer
C
Chuck Lorre
Director
S
Susan Beavers
Writer
T
Tim Kelleher
Writer
S
Steven V. Silver
Director of Photography
C
Chuck Lorre
Writer
G
Gary Halvorson
Director
J
Jim Patterson
Story
J
James Widdoes
Director
J
Jean Sagal
Director
J
Jim Patterson
Writer
M
Matt Ross
Writer
T
Tony Askins
Director of Photography
J
Jim Vallely
Story
L
Lee Aronsohn
Director
L
Leslie Schapira
Story
J
Joel Zwick
Director
A
Andrew D. Weyman
Director
J
Jeff Melman
Director
C
Chuck Lorre
Story
T
Tim Kelleher
Story
J
Joe Bella
Editor
J
Jim Vallely
Writer
D
Don Reo
Writer
J
Jeff Lowell
Story
P
Pamela Fryman
Director
S
Susan Beavers
Writer
C
Chuck Lorre
Writer
G
Gary Halvorson
Director
C
Chuck Lorre
Director
J
Joe Bella
Editor
S
Steven V. Silver
Director of Photography
J
Jeff Lowell
Story
T
Ted Wass
Director
L
Lee Aronsohn
Writer
S
Saladin K. Patterson
Story
P
Peter Chakos
Editor
M
Matt Searle
Writer
E
Evan Dunsky
Writer
T
Tim Kelleher
Story
M
Max Searle
Story
J
Jeff Melman
Director
J
Jon Cryer
Story
J
Jim Patterson
Story
S
Steve Tompkins
Writer
M
Matt Ross
Writer
J
Joe Bella
Editor
G
Gary Halvorson
Director
C
Chuck Lorre
Writer
J
Jim Patterson
Story
J
Jeff Melman
Director
T
Ted Wass
Director
M
Matt Ross
Story
M
Matt Searle
Writer
L
Lee Aronsohn
Story
S
Susan Beavers
Writer
L
Leslie Schapira
Story
N
Nathan Chetty
Story
S
Steven V. Silver
Director of Photography
S
Susan McMartin
Story
S
Steve Tompkins
Writer
T
Tim Kelleher
Story
C
Chuck Lorre
Writer
J
Joe Bella
Editor
C
Chuck Lorre
Director
S
Steven V. Silver
Director of Photography
J
Jim Patterson
Story
J
Joe Bella
Editor