Cast

A
Adrian Edmondson
as Vyvyan
R
Rik Mayall
as Rick
N
Nigel Planer
as Neil
C
Christopher Ryan
as Mike
A
Alexei Sayle
as The Balowski Family
P
Patrick Newell
as 1st Man on Raft
M
Maggie Steed
as Woman from the Council, Miss T. Smith
R
Roger Sloman
as TV Licence Official Right Bleeding Bastard
C
Cindy Shelley
as Rhiannon
D
David Rappaport
as Ftumch
E
Emma Thompson
as Miss Money-Sterling
J
John Otway
as John Otway
R
Robbie Coltrane
as Slobber, Bouncer
P
Pauline Melville
as Woman on Bus
R
Ronnie Golden
as Buddy Holly
M
Mel Smith
as Grenada Security Guard
A
Alan Freeman
as God
J
Jools Holland
as Punk in Bank
A
Andy de la Tour
as Pilot
G
Gareth Hale
as Soldier
H
Hilary Mason
as Old Woman Next Door
R
Roger Ashton-Griffiths
as Orgo
G
Griff Rhys Jones
as Bamber 'Bambi' Gascoigne
T
Terry Jones
as Vicar
N
Norman Lovett
as Man from the penny arcade
C
Cyril Shaps
as Old Man Next Door
H
Helen Atkinson-Wood
as Woman in Advert
S
Stephen Frost
as Policeman
H
Helen Lederer
as Bank Teller
D
Dawn French
as Christian Evangelist
H
Hugh Laurie
as Lord Monty
M
Mark Arden
as Policeman
K
Kay Stonham
as Neighbour
C
Chris Barrie
as Ship's Captain
A
Anthony Sharp
as Roland Pervical
T
Tony Robinson
as Dr. Not The Nine O'Clock News
D
Damaris Hayman
as Woman Pushing Corpse
L
Lenny Henry
as Postman
P
Paul Bradley
as Pilot
S
Stephen Fry
as Lord Snot
P
Peter Wear
as Witchfinder
P
Peter Wear
as Death
N
Norman Pace
as Soldier
L
Lemmy Kilmister
as himself
P
Phil 'Philthy Animal' Taylor
as himself
"
"Fast" Eddie Clarke
as himself
J
Jacqueline Clarke
as TV Wife
C
Christine Ellerbeck
as Maggie
C
Chris Barrie
as Rat (voice)
C
Chris Ellis
as Glue Sniffer
G
Gerard Kelly
as White Youth
H
Herbert Norville
as Black Youth
T
Tony Alleff
as Saudi King's aide
M
Mark Ezra
as Saudi King
B
Barrie Cookson
as 2nd Man on Raft
T
Terry Medlicott
as Genie
D
David Rhule
as Roller Disco Patron
J
Jim Barclay
as Racist Policeman
R
Ruth Burnett
as Goldilocks
N
Nick Dunning
as TV Reporter
P
Patrick Newell
as King
P
Peter Greene
as TV Vicar
P
Paola Dionisotti
as Actor
K
Ken Parry
as Major Domo
R
Robin Parkinson
as Man in Hell
M
Mark Arden
as Father on Cornflakes Box
C
Clair Hill
as Girl on Cornflakes Box
C
Ceri Jackson
as Mother on Cornflakes Box
P
Peter Laxton
as Boy on Corn Flakes Box
P
Paola Dionisotti
as DHSS Offical
J
Jean Campbell-Dallas
as Old Lady Vandal
T
Tony Sympson
as Old Man at DHSS
K
Keith Allen
as Pestilence
T
Tony Allen
as Fisher
L
Linda Henry
as Girl at party
M
Mark Arden
as Gatecrasher
N
Nicholas Ball
as Dr. Jim Morrison
R
Ruth Burnett
as Cinderella
M
Mark Dewison
as Neil
C
Chris Ellis
as Geoff
S
Stephen Frost
as Gatecrasher
S
Sadie Hamilton
as Blonde at Party
P
Peter Laxton
as Chimney Sweep
D
David Lloyd
as Road
W
William McBain
as Rocky
K
Kilian McKenna
as Collins
M
Michael Redfern
as Policeman
J
Jennifer Saunders
as Sue
D
David Squire
as English Punk
M
Mark Arden
as Gravedigger / Boy in Comic Strip
S
Stephen Frost
as Gravedigger / Boy in Comic Strip
J
Jim Barclay
as Policeman in Comic Strip
A
Arnold Brown
as Prisoner
D
David Rappaport
as Shirley
B
Ben Elton
as Radio DJ
B
Ben Elton
as Baz
J
Justine Lord
as The White Witch
C
Cindy Shelley
as Girl on Radio
R
Robbie Coltrane
as Dr. Carlisle
T
Tamsin Heatley
as Janet
P
Paul Bradley
as Warlock
M
Mark Arden
as Ghost
S
Stephen Frost
as Ghost
S
Steve Dixon
as Madman
S
Steve Kelly
as Truck Driver
J
Janet Prince
as Stonehenge
A
Andy de la Tour
as TV Presenter
M
Mark Arden
as Man in Cabin
A
Arnold Brown
as Chess Player
V
Vikki Chambers
as Aged and toothless and bent old crone
R
Ron Cook
as Convict
D
Dawn French
as Devil in Advert
S
Stephen Frost
as Man in Cabin
G
Gareth Hale
as Grave Digger
N
Norman Pace
as Grave Digger
D
Daniel Peacock
as Dying Man in Cabin
B
Barry Stanton
as Postman
A
Andy de la Tour
as Convict
G
Gary Beadle
as Smythe the Bosun
J
Jonathan Caplan
as Sir Boring Old Fart
R
Robbie Coltrane
as Captain Blood
L
Lee Cornes
as Spasspecker
D
Dawn French
as Easter Bunny
G
Gareth Hale
as Peasant
P
Paul Merton
as Peasant
N
Norman Pace
as Peasant
H
Helen Lederer
as Gwendolyn
J
Jennifer Saunders
as Helen Mucus
P
Pauline Melville
as Vyvyan's Mum
J
Julianne White
as Secretary
M
Mark Arden
as Mick
S
Stephen Frost
as Tess
J
Jim Barclay
as Policeman in Van
P
Perry Benson
as Spaz
B
Ben Elton
as Grange Hill Student
R
Ruth Burnett
as Chemist
H
Hugh Cecil
as Man in street
J
Jean Channon
as Witch
M
Maggie Steed
as Witch
B
Brian Croucher
as Man at Bus Stop
P
Peter Greene
as Mr. Liberal
C
Ceri Jackson
as Snogging Woman
K
Kilian McKenna
as Snogging Man
C
Carla Mendonça
as People's Poet Groupie
M
Michael Redfern
as Angry Policeman
D
David Rolfe
as Policeman in Van
B
Brian Oulton
as Mr. Pye (Neil's Dad)
B
Brian Croucher
as Mr. Real Robber
P
Peggy Thorpe-Bates
as Mrs. Pye (Neil's Mum)
B
Ben Elton
as Man in Hawk Advert
J
Joanne Pearce
as Dawn
L
Lise Mayer
as Woman in Hawk advert
S
Stephen Frost
as Bank Manager
M
Mark Lambert
as Bank Supervisor
P
Peter Laxton
as Darren
R
Roger Sloman
as Darren's Father / Coldstream Guard
M
Maggie Steed
as Darren's Mother

Crew

R
Rik Mayall
Writer
G
Geoff Posner
Director
P
Paul Jackson
Director
R
Rik Mayall
Writer
B
Ben Elton
Writer
L
Lise Mayer
Writer
A
Alexei Sayle
Additional Writing
E
Ed Bye
Director
G
Gareth Milne
Stunt Coordinator
C
Colin Jones
Editor
A
Alexei Sayle
Additional Writing
E
Elaine Ford
Stunts