Cast

R
Rowan Atkinson
as Inspector Raymond Fowler
S
Serena Evans
as Sergeant Patricia Dawkins
D
David Haig
as Detective Inspector Derek Grim
J
James Dreyfus
as Constable Kevin Goody
M
Mina Anwar
as Constable Maggie Habib
R
Rudolph Walker
as Constable Frank Gladstone
M
Mark Addy
as Detective Constable Gary Boyle
K
Kevin Allen
as Detective Constable Robert Kray
N
Natalie Walter
as Elf
S
Stephen Moore
as Ron
S
Stephen Fry
as Blaster Sump
P
Perry Fenwick
as Arrested Man
A
Archie Panjabi
as Nazia Habib
D
Dicken Ashworth
as Bank Robber
S
Stephen Marcus
as Terry
O
Owen Teale
as Gary
G
Gabrielle Blunt
as Neighbour
M
Melvyn Hayes
as D.S. Quentin Courvoisier
A
Alan David
as Gasforth FC Manager
T
Trevor Peacock
as Turnip Man
W
Walter Sparrow
as Local Resident
N
Nicola Stapleton
as Natalie
I
Ian Barritt
as Surveyor
B
Bridget Turner
as Mrs. Rabbit
S
Sheila Gish
as Maeve the Sex Therapist
A
Alan Cox
as Bob Tough
C
Colin McFarlane
as European Commissioner Mustafa Delcroix
R
Rupert Vansittart
as Commander Crow
A
Amelda Brown
as Mrs. Bludger
J
Jonathan Cake
as Stallion
J
Jean Ainslie
as Elderly Lady
T
Tim Matthews
as Bill Fowler
A
Alexander Armstrong
as Arrested Man
J
Jake Wood
as Carol Singer
J
Jay Simpson
as Baz
J
Joy Brook
as D.C. Crockett
A
Albie Woodington
as Neighbour
E
Edwina Day
as Elderly Lady
B
Bohdan Poraj
as Young Man
G
George Raistrick
as Arrested Man
D
Darren Brown
as Arrested Man
B
Bill Thomas
as Mythomaniac
M
Mark Chapman
as Officer Plaice
R
Ruth Arnold
as Bank Clerk
G
Gabrielle Blunt
as Elderly Lady
L
Lloyd McGuire
as Bank Manager
B
Bill Moody
as Bank Robber
J
Julian Rivett
as Customer
L
Laura Brattan
as Rona
R
Robert Demeger
as Arrested Man
R
Ricci Harnett
as Darren Grim
F
Frank Boyce
as Thug
G
Geoffrey Chater
as Genuine Carol Singer
J
Jacqueline Defferary
as Homeless Woman
B
Ben Elton
as Homeless Man
C
Cherith Mellor
as Local Resident
P
Phil Nice
as Father
G
Guy Normas
as Harry The Spike
L
Lucy Robinson
as Dame Cristabelle Wickham
B
Bernard Gallagher
as Mr. Glockenspiel
C
Chooye Bay
as Businessmen
N
Neil Maskell
as Gasforth FC Player
B
Ben Crompton
as Protestor
K
Kenneth MacDonald
as Nightclub Manager
K
Keeley Gainey
as Girl
P
Paul Kynman
as Nightclub Doorman
R
Ruth Levine
as Girl
D
Dawn McDaniel
as Escort

Crew

B
Ben Elton
Writer