Cast

T
Tim Brooke-Taylor
G
Graeme Garden
B
Bill Oddie
M
Michael Aspel
C
Corbet Woodall
as Newsreader
C
Cilla Black
J
Julian Orchard
A
Ann Way
T
Timothy Carlton
R
Roddy Maude-Roxby
P
Paul Whitsun-Jones
G
George Baker
L
Liz Fraser
P
Percy Edwards
as Voice of the Dodo
J
Jo Kendall
as The Queen (voice)
B
Beryl Reid
as Mrs. Desiree Carthorse
T
Tony Blackburn
H
Henry McGee
T
Tommy Godfrey
P
Patrick Moore
R
Ronnie Stevens
G
Gertan Klauber
Q
Queenie Watts
D
David Dimbleby
as David Dimbumblum
A
Alex Macintosh
R
Richard Caldicot
G
Geoffrey Palmer
as School Headmaster
T
Terry Wogan
M
Mollie Sugden
B
Barry Cryer
N
Norman Mitchell
M
Michael Barratt
S
Sue Lawley
E
Eddie Waring
A
Andrew Ray
as Churchill
G
George Benson
S
Sharon Miller
as Bill's Mum
S
Stanley Baxter
as Tourism Agent, Loch Ness Monster
B
Bernard Bresslaw
as Zookeeper in Charge of the Monster House
R
Reginald Marsh
as Minister for Sport
B
Bridget Armstrong
as Hazel Nuts
R
Roy Kinnear
as Professor Nuts
J
Joan Sims
as Delia Capone
J
June Whitfield
as Penelope Fay
J
John Le Mesurier
as Uncle Tom
F
Frank Thornton
as Waiter
R
Richard Wattis
as TV Show Host
F
Freddie Jones
as Mr. Sparklipegs
P
Patrick Troughton
as Dr. Petal
J
John Junkin
as Police Sergeant
J
Joe Melia
as Builder, Estate Agent
J
Julie Desmond
P
Peter Jones
as Minister for Sports
P
Patricia Hayes
as The Witch Hazel
J
Joan Sims
as Matron
B
Bill Fraser
as Army Sergeant
H
Harry H. Corbett
as Minister for Health
J
Jon Pertwee
as Reverend Llewellyn Llewellyn Llewellyn Llewellyn
M
Magnus Magnusson
as Magnus Magnesium
R
Roy Kinnear
as Emperor
O
Oliver Gilbert
as Attila the Hun
B
Barry Cryer
as Newsreader (voice)
R
Raymond Baxter
as Self
V
Valerie Leon
as The Seductress
F
Frank Windsor
as Scoutfinder General
M
Michael Barratt
as Newsreader
P
Peggy Mason
N
Norman Bacon
J
Jane Asher
as Caroline Kook
F
Frank Thornton
as Master of Ceremonies
M
Michael Barratt
as Punk Newsreader
R
Ronnie Brody
as Chamberlain
V
Vicki Michelle
as Nurse
B
Ballard Berkeley
as Chairman of the British Olympic Committee
M
Mel Smith
as TV Talk Show Host
N
Norman Mitchell
as The town cryer
R
Ronald Russell
R
Roland MacLeod
as Robert McKenzie
B
Barry Cryer
as voice only
S
Sheila Steafel
as voice only
J
John Styles
as Punch and Judy
K
Kenny Everett
as Sir John Peel (uncredited)
M
Milton Reid
A
Alfie Bass
as Town Planner
J
Jack Douglas
as Police Sergeant
T
Tommy Godfrey
as The First Judge
E
Erik Chitty
as Eye Witness, The Second Judge
N
Nola Haynes
as Princess - Prince
J
John Lawrence
H
Hugh Cecil
as Baldicleanse Ink Removal Advert

Crew

B
Bob Spiers
Director
G
Graeme Garden
Writer
J
Jim Franklin
Director
G
Graeme Garden
Writer
B
Bill Oddie
Writer
B
Bob Spiers
Director
B
Bill Oddie
Writer
T
Tim Brooke-Taylor
Writer
T
Tim Brooke-Taylor
Writer