2022 Episodes
1. The First Guy To Ever Be An Actor
January 7th, 20225 min
Let's pretend I'm not me.
2. The First Guy To Ever Win An Award
January 23rd, 20226 min
Thanks for the shiny object.
3. The First Guy To Ever Be A Pro Fighter
February 6th, 20225 min
I'm very good at punching.
4. The First Guy To Ever Make A Puzzle
February 27th, 20221 min
Now put it back together!
5. The First Guy To Ever Host A Party
March 21st, 20223 min
Bring your own beer.
6. The First Guy To Ever Be A Chiropractor
March 29th, 20221 min
I will crack you.
7. The First Guy To Ever Open A Bar
May 1st, 20224 min
Want some poison?
8. The First Couple To Ever Move In Together
May 6th, 20223 min
Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George
9. The First Couple To Have A Baby
May 6th, 20223 min
Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George
10. The First Guy To Ever Go To The Beach
May 15th, 20225 min
There's sand inside me.
11. The First Guy To Ever Be A Bodyguard
May 28th, 20224 min
I will punch you.
12. The First Guy To Ever Own A Dog
June 26th, 20225 min
I got us a new furry roommate.
13. The First Guy To Ever Be A Firefighter
July 13th, 20223 min
Look pretty hot.
14. The First Guy To Ever Work In An Office
July 27th, 20225 min
Let's work in tiny cubes.
15. The First Guy To Ever Scuba Dive
August 10th, 20225 min
Maybe we won't drown.
16. The First Guy To Ever Go Fishing
September 4th, 20225 min
I will outsmart a fish.
17. The First Guy To Ever Work In Retail
September 28th, 20223 min
The customer is always right.
18. The First Guy To Ever Be A Bullfighter
October 29th, 20222 min
I'm extremely strong and I love grass.
19. The First Guy To Ever Drink Milk
November 28th, 20224 min
Alright so after years of you guys asking for this video I finally caved!
20. The First Guy To Ever Open A Buffet
December 14th, 20225 min
Now you listen to me, I want the option to just take whatever I want.
