2021 Episodes
1. The First Guy To Ever Go Camping
January 7th, 20213 min
Let's sleep where the bears live.
2. The First Guy To Ever Open A Zoo
January 15th, 20214 min
I arrested a penguin.
3. The First Guy To Ever Open A School
February 6th, 20214 min
I'm gonna lecture your kids.
4. The First Guy To Ever Wear Contact Lenses
February 19th, 20212 min
The lenses go where? PSA: The chart in back says "HI THERE HELLO" and not "HIT HER"
5. The First Guy To Ever Break An Arm
March 12th, 20214 min
It bends that way now it decided.
6. The First Guy To Ever Open A Hotel
March 19th, 20215 min
Sleep in my bed.
7. The First Guy To Ever Reach A Million Subscribers
April 8th, 20214 min
Big thanks to everyone who has watched my videos and pressed the button so far! ❤
8. The First Guy To Ever Play Duck, Duck, Goose
April 15th, 20213 min
In Minnesota they're going to call this game Duck Duck Gray Duck, I decided.
9. The First Guy To Ever Climb A Mountain
May 1st, 20214 min
Maybe I won't die.
10. The First Guy To Ever Go To Prison
May 7th, 20215 min
Why can't I leave?
11. The First Guy To Ever Order Food Delivery
May 25th, 20216 min
Bring me the food. Now.
12. The First Guy To Ever Sell Insurance
June 4th, 20214 min
Something awful could happen.
13. The First Guy To Ever Feel An Earthquake
June 30th, 20214 min
Whoa whoa whoa whoa hey everything's vibrating now.
14. The First Guy To Ever Be A Sports Mascot
July 28th, 20215 min
I could dress up like an animal.
15. The First Guy To Ever Hire An Assassin
August 6th, 20215 min
You see that guy over there standing there all stupid and ugly and dumb and stupid.
16. The First Guy To Ever Shoplift
August 27th, 20215 min
I'm taking this.
17. The First Guy To Ever Graduate
September 17th, 20215 min
Now what?
18. The First Guy To Ever Be A Motivational Speaker
October 25th, 20215 min
Don't. Ever. Sleep.
19. The First Guy To Ever Solve A Crime
November 10th, 20215 min
Okay wait. Who did this?
20. The First Guy To Ever Order Drive-Thru
December 6th, 20215 min
I'm not getting out.
21. The First Guy To Ever Build A Snowman
December 12th, 20215 min
Looks like a real person.
