Cast

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Mark Addy
as Bill Miller
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Jami Gertz
as Judy Miller
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Jennifer Irwin
as Linda Michaels
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Taylor Ball
as Brian Miller
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Renee Olstead
as Lauren Miller
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Soleil Borda
as Tina Miller
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Lauren Storm
as Kaitlin
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Julia Campbell
as Shelly
D
Diedrich Bader
as Bob
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Todd Stashwick
as Kyle Polsky
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Sally Struthers
as Louise Miller
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Paul Sorvino
as Al Miller
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Liza del Mundo
as Tammy
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Kylee Russell
as Trudy
J
Judith Hoag
as Melanie Goldman
J
Joel McKinnon Miller
as Frank
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Vicki Lee Taylor
V
Vanessa Hudgens
as Tiffany
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Scott Adsit
as Mike
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Beth Littleford
as Kristy Duncan
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Steven Gilborn
as Gene Michaels
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Steve Ryan
as Security Guard
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Patience Cleveland
as Mrs. Hackman
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Marsha Clark
as Mother
G
Greg Vaughan
as Trevor - Hunky Spin Instructor
J
Jerry Lambert
as Big Tom Jensen
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Amy Hill
as Mrs. Cutler
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Linda Dangcil
as Nearby Woman
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Jeffrey Nordling
as Matt Russell - Restaurateur
E
Elizabeth Berridge
as Sandy Hartwick
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Daniella Monet
as Bethany
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Ryan McPartlin
as Jeremy
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Masi Oka
as Ronald
D
Dave Price
as Coat Checker (uncredited)
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Tim Kazurinsky
as Irv
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Allisyn Snyder
as Ella
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Ben Savage
as Seth Cosella
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Janet Carroll
as Helen Michaels
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Thomas F. Wilson
as Coach Kirk Stone
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James Patrick Stuart
as Perry
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P.J. Marino
as Bartender
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Samm Levine
as Douglas
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Connie Ray
as Joy
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Jill Remez
as Denise Holman
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Marin Mazzie
as Kathy Halverson
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William Ragsdale
as Dan Goldman
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Colton James
as Alex
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Dan Gauthier
as Steve Upton
D
David Hasselhoff
as Gary Maddox
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Maz Jobrani
as Mr. Conway
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Wendy Braun
as Dr. Sarah Cunningham
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David Koechner
as Carl
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John Patrick Amedori
as Jason
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Aaron Hill
as Chad Kemp
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Joel Murray
as Danny 'Fitz' Fitzsimmons
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Nicole Randall Johnson
as Karen Gault
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Tom Bosley
as Dr. S.T. Bloom
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Evan Lee Dahl
as Teen #1 (credit only)
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Richard Kind
as Dr. Nathan Gerber
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Kevin Nealon
as Ted Halverson
C
Christopher Halsted
as Trent
C
Chris Elliott
as Jeff Hackman
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John Marshall Jones
as Maxwell 'Mack' McDaniel
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Willie Gault
as Willie Gault
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Rachel Reenstra
as Attractive Woman #1
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Wayne Wilderson
as Referee
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Ashley Tisdale
as Bonnie
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Keesha Sharp
as Lexi
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Patricia Belcher
as Miss Bodin
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Tim Blaney
as Jess Milton
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Selita Ebanks
as Woman
L
Lauren Schaffel
as Becca
J
Jascha Washington
as Howard
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Amy Farrington
as Emmy
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Swoosie Kurtz
as Helen Michaels
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Allan Murray
as Pit-Boss
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Dave Stann
as Stickman
J
Johnny Torres
as Casino Patron
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Maurice Godin
as Paul
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Sean Masterson
as Terrance
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Sonya Eddy
as Carla
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Randy Lowell
as Ted
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Lex Medlin
as Jerry Bergner
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Laila Sadeq
as Kaitlin
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Kerri Kenney
as Mary Simms
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William G. Schilling
as Ben
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Victoria Reid Taylor
as Mrs. Harper
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Dakota Sky
as Boy
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Rich Hutchman
as Coach Holinger
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Mitch Rouse
as Eric
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Ashley Brown
as Candy Jensen
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Meagen Fay
as Cheryl Jensen
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Micah Henson
as Tommy Jensen Jr.
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Jack Ong
as Man
V
Victor McCay
as Opera Patron
C
Carolyn Seymour
as Beverly Gerber
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Amy Benedict
as Colleen
D
Don Cummings
as Patient
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Steven Shaw
as Man
F
Francesca Catalano
as Girl in Pink
B
Bennet Guillory
as Middle Aged Man
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Monica Young
as Beautiful Woman
C
Cooper Gillespie
as Sales Girl
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Will Burke
as Jim
C
Chad Einbinder
as Teammate #1
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Dalia Vosylius
as Female Player
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Oscar Nuñez
as Tim
J
Jessica Randle
as Customer
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Laura Pinner
as Hostess
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Hugh O'Gorman
as Weezer
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Peter Breitmayer
as Rusty
J
Jason Hillhouse
as Porn Store Customer
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Mark L. Young
as Kid #1
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Ashley Monique Clark
as Kristin
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Timothy Davis-Reed
as Bonnie's Dad
T
Tracy Nelson
as Elise Larkin
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Jim Holmes
as Jake Larkin
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Travis Cantrell
as Dorian Larkin
C
Cassie Silva
as Tracy
C
Christopher T. Wood
as Parent #1
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John Ennis
as Chuck Quinn
C
Connie Jackson
as Woman
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Teddy Lane Jr.
as Man
M
Maureen Cassidy
as Madelyne Beck
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Shelley Buckner
as Amber
J
Joy Jorgensen
as Jenna
D
David Brisbin
as Father
D
Daniel Bryan Cartwell
as Banjo Player #1
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Sean Kelly Magner
as Matthew Halverson
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James Silverman
as Daniel
J
Jillian Bach
as Stacy
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Tyler Derek
as Meteorologist
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Izzy Diaz
as Paco
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Jeff Garvin
as Customer
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Mary-Pat Green
as Emma
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Zuzana Monroe
as The Czech girl
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Ed Yeager
as Narrator
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Dennis Hadley
as Announcer
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Sam Horrigan
as Kyle
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Taran Killam
as Andy, Varsity Basketball Player #1
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Art LaFleur
as Coach Walters
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Michael Alexander Newman
as Player
J
Joey Sylvester
as Steve 'CrotchRot'
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Ron Dean
as Slim Callahan
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Jerry Hardin
as Grinds
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Heather McPhaul
as Nurse
C
Charles Robinson
as Scully
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Lamont Thompson
as Doctor
C
Clyde Kusatsu
as Johnny
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Marcus Toji
as Donald
M
Marcia Ann Burrs
as Customer
S
Steve Seagren
as Customer
P
Patrick Bristow
as Simon
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Evan Paley
as Robbie
T
Timothy Bumatay
as Neal
V
Vinnie Pergola
as Eric
S
Shawn Pyfrom
as Matthew Halverson
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Kathleen M. Darcy
as Teacher
V
Vince Neil
as Tattoo Artist
T
Todd Merrill
as Businessman
K
Kit Pongetti
as Hostess
T
Tim Wrightman
as Tim Wrightman
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Zane Carney
as Sideline Musician
J
Jordan Baker
as Dr. McCleary
J
Justine Bateman
as Terry
R
Rodney Dangerfield
as Ed Bailey
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Sean Marquette
as Chris
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Gabriel Gutierrez
as Man #1
J
Joanna Sanchez
as Woman #1
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Suzanne Whang
as Patron
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Marty Belafsky
as Samm 'Lord Hades'
C
Chip Chinery
as Gilbert's Father
J
Jason Earles
as Goran the Invincible
D
Dave Matos
as Pizza Guy
T
Teo Olivares
as The Owl Keeper
J
Jack Salvatore, Jr.
as The Oracle
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Edward James Gage
as Don
C
Charlie Hartsock
as Man
J
Jordan Orr
as Nicky
D
Dabier
as Scott
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Mary Hart
as Mary
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Tim Maculan
as Store Clerk
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Phil Morris
as Dr. Holden
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Lucy Lee Flippin
as Belly
C
Courtney Chase
as Brenda
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Andrea De Oliveira
as Miss Stephanie
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Kerri Kenney
as Marion Fitzsimmons
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Jake Martin
as Pretzel Guy
C
Chad Einbinder
as Gary
T
Tom Archdeacon
as Drew
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Jackie Debatin
as Denise
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Elena Goodman
as Debbie
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Lucy Lee Flippin
as Betty
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Bo Derek
as Mrs. Rose Grundy
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Tara Lipinski
as Sarah
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Saige Ryan Campbell
as Jeannie
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Nick Toth
as Customer
L
Liza del Mundo
as Receptionist
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Eileen Barnett
as Midge
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Marypat Farrell
as Wendy
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Ian Merrill Peakes
as Waiter
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Karl T. Wright
as Doctor
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J. Richey Nash
as Glen Pierson
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Richie Sambora
as Roach
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Michael Francis Clarke
as Father
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Steven Rozic
as Driver
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Michael Patrick McGill
as Noom
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Jared Hillman
as Chris
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Wally Rudolph
as Pizza Guy
P
Peter MacKenzie
as Mr. Kruger
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Kit Pongetti
as Estelle
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Mitchell Fink
as Marco
M
Matthew Gottlieb
as Wallace
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Tom Ecobelli
as Admissions Officer
D
Dave Stann
as Stickman
N
Noah Matthews
as Billy
L
Lauren Bowles
as Nancy
L
Larisa Miller
as Customer
M
Mary Gillis
as Dot
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Parker Goris
as Kid
D
Douglas Fisher
as Butler
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Wendy Worthington
as Mrs. Velsey
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Tony Jones
as Mover
T
Terri Cavanaugh
as Square Dance Teacher
J
J.C. Crimp
as Reuben
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Víctor Rojas
as Young Dexter
D
David Wachs
as Arnie
C
Chris Villa
as Referee
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Greg Ballora
as Josh Milton
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Monique Cooper
as Cinnamon
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Andy Forrest
as Mr. Unger
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Jennifer D. Johnson
as Sasha
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Shea Parker
as Ethan
B
Betsy Rue
as Brandy
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Shannon Vann
as Classmate
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Todd Bosley
as Neil
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Ronnie Alvarez
as Hakim
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Angie Hill
as Paige
C
Courtney Taylor Burness
as Emily
C
Chaise Goris
as Hanna
T
T.W. Leshner
as Trey
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Megan McNulty
as Amy Holman
T
Terry Rhoads
as Dr. Holman
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Stephanie Howard
as Attractive Woman #2

Crew

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Andrew D. Weyman
Director
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Gerry Cohen
Director
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Mark Cendrowski
Director
A
Adam F. Goldberg
Writer
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John Tracy
Director
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Robert Berlinger
Director
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Ken Whittingham
Director
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Leonard R. Garner, Jr.
Director
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Jeff Meyer
Director
C
Carla Filisha
Writer
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Henry Chan
Director
A
Asaad Kelada
Director
C
Cheryl Holliday
Writer
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Gary Shimokawa
Director
B
Bob Koherr
Director
J
Joel Murray
Director
M
Mark Cendrowski
Director
J
Joel Murray
Director
G
Gerry Cohen
Director
T
Tom Martin
Writer
J
Joey Gutierrez
Writer
C
Carla Filisha
Writer
J
John Tracy
Director
J
Jeff McCracken
Director
A
Ali Adler
Writer
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Diane Burroughs
Writer