Cast

R
Richard Cadell
as Himself
B
Brenda Longman
as Soo (voice)
R
Richard Cadell
as Himself
B
Brenda Longman
as Soo (voice)
S
Stacey Solomon
as Herself
J
Justin Lee Collins
as Fred Firewheel
K
Keith Chegwin
as Himself
G
Graham Fellows
as John Shuttleworth
B
Brendan Cole
as Valentino Du Prado
P
Paul Daniels
as Himself
D
Debbie McGee
as Herself
D
David Cadell
as Himself
M
Matthew Corbett
as Himself
W
Wink Taylor
as Himself
J
Jimmy Carlo
as Clown
W
Wink Taylor
as Clown
N
Norman Barrett
as Himself
K
Ken Morley
as Hubert Fanshawe
N
Nicola Marie Bloor
as Maybe Goo Ga
M
Mandy Glass
as Herself
W
Wendy Abrahams
as Herself
W
Wink Taylor
as Old Man
G
Gareth Ellis
as Bippo the Clown
A
Amy Childs
as Herself
B
Brenda Longman
as Herself
J
Joe Pasquale
as The Black Hand
B
Brenda Longman
as Soo (voice) / Mo
A
Alex Skerratt
as Himself
C
Caroline Quentin
as Maxine Gastro
D
Dave Benson Phillips
as The Genie
P
Peter Dickson
as Sooty (voice)
C
Catherine Marks
as The Farmer
S
Shaun Williamson
as Barry Bonkers
W
Wink Taylor
as Dickie Blazer
J
John Thomson
as The Boss
C
Christopher Pizzey
as Gerald Smedley
S
Stu Francis
as Himself
M
Maurice Thorogood
as The Butler
H
Helen Pearson
as Herself
P
Peter Dickson
as Himself
J
Janette Tough
as Janette Krankette
I
Ian Tough
as Mr. Krankie
C
Catherine Marks
as Herself
J
Jimmy Carlo
as Himself
M
Martyn James
as Himself
S
Sinéad O'Carroll
as Herself
L
Lindsay Armaou
as Herself
E
Edele Lynch
as Herself
B
Brenda Longman
as Dame Beryl Longman (voice)
L
Lisa Riley
as Betty Diva
B
Brian Blessed
as Father Christmas
R
Rich Roberts
as Record Studio Employee
F
Faye Tozer
as Faye Tozer
P
Peter Andre
as Himself
B
Bonnie Spencer
as The Rodeo Attendant
D
Danny Rogers
as Man
J
John Challis
as Henry Witham-Smythe
B
Brian Sandford
as Wedding Guest
B
Brian Sandford
as Ice-Cream Customer
B
Brian Sandford
as Man with Ice-cream
B
Brian Sandford
as Man with Popcorn
J
Justin Lee Collins
as Himself
A
Ann Widdecombe
as Mayeress
R
Richard Arnold
as Boris McSquirter
F
Frank Bruno
as Self
K
Keavy Lynch
as Herself

Crew

M
Matthew Corbett
Writer
A
Aaron Price
Writer
W
Wink Taylor
Writer
D
David Corbett
Music
J
Jacqui Shevki
Production Coordinator
R
Richard Cadell
Writer
A
Alex Skerratt
Other
W
Wink Taylor
Writer
R
Richard Cadell
Writer
B
Brian Sandford
Other
M
Mandy Glass
Other
M
Maurice Thorogood
Director