Cast

D
Diane Morgan
as Mandy
M
Michelle Greenidge
as Lola
T
Tom Basden
as Jason
M
Michelle Greenidge
as Lola
N
Natalie Cassidy
as Donna Ball
A
Alistair Green
as Tutorial Man
I
Iain Lee
as Self
M
Michael Spicer
as Guard 1
M
Mark Silcox
as Guard 2
G
Gbemisola Ikumelo
as Shola
A
Alistair Green
as Sofa Salesman
M
Mark Silcox
as Doctor
C
Carol Decker
as Herself
R
Rick Edwards
as Himself
J
Johnny Vegas
as Ghost Of Christmas Past
P
Pearce Quigley
as Ghost Of Christmas Present
J
John Cooper Clarke
as Ghost Of Christmas Yet To Come
A
Alison Ward
as Aunty Margaret
J
Jackie Clune
as Nurse
J
Jackie Clune
as Mrs. Anderson
K
Kate Robbins
as Joan MacDonald
N
Nigel Planer
as Captain
R
Roger Sloman
as The Purser
A
Anna Maxwell Martin
as Eva
K
Konnie Huq
as Konnie Huq
A
Alexei Sayle
as Darren Dugdale
T
Tom Courtenay
as Engineer Woodcock
N
Nick Mohammed
as Future Doctor
B
Brian Cox
as Professor Brian Cox
P
Peter McDonald
as Dr. Gould
B
Beverley Callard
as Psychic Pauline
G
Graham Norton
as Self
P
Paul Ready
as Cooper
L
Linda Lusardi
as Self
M
Miles Chapman
as Mr. Taupe
D
David Mills
as Tourist
D
David Mills
as Mission Control/News Reporter
R
Robin Sebastian
as Pilot
M
Martin Lewis
as Self
A
Alistair Green
as Paul
A
Abi Mills
as Sales Assistant
C
Cheryl Fergison
as Stella
T
Tony Way
as Raymond
D
David Bromley
as Leonard
P
Paul McNeilly
as Graham
Y
Yuriko Kotani
as Mei Suzuki
S
Sian Gibson
as Janice
Y
Yuriko Kotani
as Driving Examiner
B
Bon Cooper
as Ice Cream Boy
J
Jamie Bisping
as Boy On Reception
M
Michael Spicer
as Call Centre Man
A
Anna Antoniades
as Suzy
I
Ian Locker
as Mr Smith
M
Memet Ali Alabora
as Emin
P
Pearce Quigley
as Lee
Y
Yuriko Kotani
as Chip Shop Owner
L
Lucia Keskin
as Chip Shop Customer
R
Robbie Gee
as DCI Lambert
M
Michael Spicer
as DS Butler
M
Mark Silcox
as Lawyer
M
Mark Silcox
as Hardware Shop Owner
M
Miles Chapman
as Bus Driver
P
Polly Kemp
as Cathy
C
Carrie Cohen
as Norma
D
Daniel Alexander
as Drunk Man
A
Angus Salisbury
as Rat Boy
R
Rosie Cavaliero
as June
J
Jamie Bisping
as Gavin
B
Ben Rufus Green
as Waiter
J
Joshua Sher
as Robert
H
Harry Whittaker
as Barman
P
Paddy McGuinness
as Self
M
Michael Spicer
as Chicken Shop Man
M
Mark Silcox
as Line Manager
A
Alistair Green
as Health and Safety Man
S
Sam Ward
as Casting Director
B
Ben Caudell
as Cash Maggot
N
Ninette Finch
as Cash Maggot
M
Michael Spicer
as Line Dancing Judge
M
Maxine Peake
as Susan Blower
B
Ben Caudell
as Dog Walker
T
Tony Way
as Sergei
M
Mark Silcox
as Registrar
A
Akemnji Ndifornyen
as Police Officer
S
Shaun Ryder
as Self
S
Sean Lock
as Geoff
M
Masashi Fujimoto
as Maitre D
A
Alistair Green
as Pet Shop Man
M
Michael Spicer
as Hypnotist
D
David Bradley
as Frank
Y
Yuriko Kotani
as Tourist
M
Michael Spicer
as Tourist
S
Stuart Goodwin
as Tarot Card Reader
A
Alistair Green
as Hungry Cult Member
W
William Andrews
as Cult Member
C
Chris Cantrill
as Cult Member
N
Nigel Ng
as Cult Member
S
Sophie Worger
as Homeowner
M
Michael Spicer
as Producer
R
Richard Hope
as Jeffery Betts
C
Charlie Chuck
as Uncle Charlie
D
Deborah Meaden
as Self
O
Olga Koch
as News Reporter
Y
Yuriko Kotani
as News Reporter
N
Nigel Ng
as News Reporter
M
Mark Silcox
as News Reporter
L
Leah Pugh
as Dancer
S
Sophie Worger
as Rita
M
Michael Spicer
as Andrew
J
Jo Hartley
as Heather Seller
A
Alistair Green
as The Terminator
M
Michael Spicer
as Doctor
N
Neil Edmond
as Reporter
S
Sunil Patel
as 999 Call Handler (Voice)
S
Sunil Patel
as Surgeon
N
Nathan Foad
as Kenny
Y
Yuriko Kotani
as Barbara
M
Michael Spicer
as Co-Pilot
L
Lucia Keskin
as Shona
M
Mark Silcox
as Abu
E
Esmonde Cole
as Brian
R
Roger Sloman
as Tree Trainer
R
Robbie Gee
as Mr Beige
M
Miles Chapman
as Mr Taupe
E
Edward Aczel
as Paul
A
Alistair Green
as Al
C
Carrie Cohen
as Maureen
M
Michael Spicer
as Victim
P
Paola Dionisotti
as Linda (Voice)
S
Sean Burke
as Hurricane Higgins
J
Jackie Clune
as Assistant
N
Ninette Finch
as Margaret
S
Sandra Huggett
as Edith
D
Di Botcher
as Martha
C
Cecilia Noble
as Josephine
B
Ben Rufus Green
as Vicar
A
Aled Jones
as Self (voice)
M
Michaela Strachan
as Self
D
Diane Morgan
as Nan
R
Roger Sloman
as Biscuit Manager
A
Alistair Green
as Slaughterhouse Clive
A
Alan Yentob
as Self

Crew

D
Diane Morgan
Writer
B
Ben Caudell
Writer
B
Ben Caudell
Executive Producer
D
Diane Morgan
Writer
D
Diane Morgan
Director
D
Diane Morgan
Director
S
Sam Ward
Producer