Cast

L
Laura San Giacomo
as Maya Gallo
D
David Spade
as Dennis Finch
W
Wendie Malick
as Nina Van Horn
G
George Segal
as Jack Gallo
E
Enrico Colantoni
as Elliot DiMauro
C
Chris Hogan
as Wally
R
Rena Sofer
as Vicki Costa
L
Lucy Lawless
as Stacy
J
Jennifer Hale
as Model
K
Kevin Weisman
as Neil
C
Cheri Oteri
as Cindy
E
Ernie Lively
as Frank
S
Stephanie Romanov
as Nikki
C
Carmen Electra
as Herself
H
Harry Groener
as Headmaster Reilly
A
Amber Smith
as Herself
L
Luis Antonio Ramos
as Jesus Santos
P
Paul Parducci
as Deke Williams
P
Patrick Cranshaw
as Cowboy Pete
D
David Lee Smith
as Steve McPherson
T
Tom Kenny
as Persky
B
Betsy Palmer
as Rhonda
M
Michael Des Barres
as Nick Hewitt
A
Ali Larter
as Karey Burke
J
Jeff Blumenkrantz
as Leo Kesler
L
Lee Ryan
as Dr. Adam Kessler
T
Tom Poston
as Herb
M
Megan Mullally
as Stephanie Griffin-Cooper
M
Michael McDonald
as Reg
D
Deborah Kellner
as Shannon
D
Dan Butler
as Bill Slatton
A
Ana Gasteyer
as April
S
Sharon Wyatt
as Greta
J
J.P. Manoux
as Glenn
L
Lane Davies
as Dr. Hendrie
F
French Stewart
as Steven / Mr. Mayor
M
Mark Hamill
as Mark Hamill
C
Christine Ebersole
as Margo Langhorne
D
David Andrews
as Jay Crew
D
David Cross
as Donnie DiMauro
N
Nancy O'Dell
as Arianna
T
Tom Amandes
as Matt Bentley
B
Brian Dennehy
as Red Finch
P
Philip Bruns
as Professor Gladstone
R
Robert Goulet
as Robert Goulet
T
Twink Caplan
as Carol Flankenship
D
David Clennon
as Martin Spancer
A
Alex Rocco
as Charlie Gold
J
Jere Burns
as Roy
S
Stanley Anderson
as Minister
S
Suanne Braun
as Sara Tyler
S
Sean Whalen
as Maury
T
Ty Treadway
as Repairman
A
Arden Myrin
as Amy
K
Kevin Sorbo
as Scott
V
Victoria Principal
as Roberta
E
Elisa Donovan
as Amber
C
Christopher Darga
as Patient
N
Nina Foch
as Catherine DuChamp
A
Arye Gross
as Ben
J
John Fleck
as Dez
K
Klea Scott
as Wanda
E
Ever Carradine
as Gwen
L
Lois Smith
as Libby
O
Octavia Spencer
as Nurse
H
Harry Smith
as Harry Smith
E
Eddie Velez
as Miguel
W
William Dennis Hunt
as Charles
R
Richard Burgi
as Robert Gallatin
M
Melissa Peterman
as Claire
P
Penn Jillette
as Terry
B
Brande Roderick
as Brande Roderick
V
Valerie Curtin
as Ms. Picklesbee
C
Cara DeLizia
as Randy
P
Paula Marshall
as Chloe
R
Ray Liotta
as Ray Liotta
S
Shannon Elizabeth
as Karen
S
Stephen Root
as Dr. Drake Kelson
H
Henry Darrow
as Professor
W
Wally Wingert
as Club Owner
R
Rebecca Romijn
as Adrienne
L
Larry Miller
as Emerson Gray
C
Chad Everett
as Tom Youngerman
L
Lisa Edelstein
as Erin Simon
C
Christopher Michael Moore
as Buck
K
Kathryn Joosten
as Mrs. Pierce
D
Dana Carvey
as Milos
A
Arnetia Walker
as Tisha
J
Jessica Walter
as Eve Gallo
D
David Rasche
as Michael Tenzer
M
Mark Dobies
as Prince Charming
B
Billy West
as Charlton Heston (voice)
J
Jack Brewer
as Stan
J
Jonathan Mangum
as Bob Toliver
T
Tyra Banks
as Tyra Banks
J
John F. O'Donohue
as Sgt. Fanning
S
Scott Aukerman
as Greenberg
G
George DelHoyo
as Justin
B
Bob Odenkirk
as Barry
H
Harry Shearer
as Larry Fenwick
R
Rance Howard
as Blind Flower Guy
A
Andy Dick
as Kyle
E
Ellen Albertini Dow
as Mrs. Gallo
R
Robert Conrad
as Robert Conrad
C
Cassidy Rae
as Kaylene
R
Ray Laska
as Mark
D
David Burke
as Ethan
K
Kadeem Hardison
as Tad Gallo
D
Debra Mooney
as Ellen Gelman
E
Ed McMahon
as Ed McMahon
D
Don Henley
as Don Henley
B
Bryan Kirkwood
as Bobby
R
Rainbow Borden
as Nervous Punk
T
Tiffani Thiessen
as Amy
G
George Murdock
as Sea Captain
S
Stan Ivar
as Roger
K
Kelsey Grammer
as Narrator (voice)
R
Rob Youngblood
as John Kenny
N
Nancy Lenehan
as Bunny
S
Shaun Toub
as Ernesto
J
Jim Ishida
as Man
J
Jim Pirri
as Steve
T
Terry Rhoads
as Dean Logan
B
Bernie Casey
as Bernie Casey
B
Brian Posehn
as Kevin Liotta
J
James Michael Tyler
as Doctor
A
Andy Richter
as Alan
M
Mark Clayman
as Bartender
D
Daphnée Duplaix Samuel
as Tanya
G
George Plimpton
as George Plimpton
M
Melissa Joan Hart
as Krissy
S
Snoop Dogg
as Snoop Dogg
C
Cheryl Tiegs
as Cheryl Tiegs
K
Kristin Bauer
as Allie
J
Jerry Hall
as Jerry Hall
H
Hy Anzell
as Sammy Rivers
V
Vanna White
as Vanna White
S
Sydney Pollack
as Sydney Pollack
B
Buddy Hackett
as Buddy Hackett
P
Pat Sajak
as Pat Sajak
R
Robert Evans
as Robert Evans
J
Jamie Farr
as Jamie Farr
A
Adam Mayfield
as Steve
D
David Hasselhoff
as David Hasselhoff
L
Leslie David Baker
as Man
A
Ashton Kutcher
as Dean Cassidy
P
Pamela Anderson
as Pamela Anderson
S
Steve Valentine
as Zigmund
V
Veronica Webb
as Herself
K
Kristanna Loken
as Kristanna
S
Susan Slome
as Writer
W
Wesley Thompson
as Cop
C
Cynthia Mann
as Jenny
C
Cathy Ladman
as Ruth Caruso
L
Les Brandt
as Window Washer
S
Stephen Hornyak
as Policeman
D
Daniel Bryan Cartwell
as King Lear
E
Ed Crasnick
as Woody Allen
V
Vic Stagliano
as Bottled Water Guy
K
Keith Langsdale
as Robert
J
Jay Paulson
as Kit
C
Charley Lang
as Photographer
J
Jay Johnston
as Exterminator
W
Woody Allen
as Himself (uncredited)
E
Emilio Borelli
as Clerk
K
Katrina Rae
as Katrina
P
Patrick Cronin
as Principal
H
Heidi Schanz
as Staci
T
Tom Dugan
as Waiter
M
Megan Gallivan
as Courtney
L
Leslie Sachs
as Waitress
M
Michael Crider
as Industry Type
B
Brent Hinkley
as Mel
M
Michael Yama
as Wataru Yamaguchi
J
Jim Wise
as Kenny
N
Nellie Sciutto
as Lisa Cantwell
J
Jordan Baker
as Janet
M
Marcy Kaplan
as Meredith Baker
S
Steve Carell
as Mr. Weiland
T
Todd Eckert
as Rob Mandel
A
Adrienne Alitowski
as Camera
H
Hamilton von Watts
as Derek
C
Chuck Walczak
as Butler
D
Dina Spybey-Waters
as Megan
F
Fred Willard
as Larry
W
Willie Garson
as Kurt
P
Ping Wu
as Jim Wong
B
Bill Birch
as Brad
K
Kristen Eykel
as Danielle
J
John Ennis
as Waiter
N
Neal McDonough
as Craig
C
Chris Bonno
as Delivery Guy
R
Regan Forman
as Rhonda
J
John Prosky
as Norman
K
Kenny Johnson
as Brian McDonald
E
Eddie Bowz
as Detective Cosovich
J
Jack E. Herman
as Stage Manager
B
Ben Kronen
as Mr. Leitner
R
Richardson Morse
as Contributor
S
Stasi Glenn Farbes
as Woman
F
Fred Sanders
as Bob Whiteman
D
David Bickford
as Agent
J
John Mahon
as Col. Alan Drake
H
Harper Roisman
as Mr. Henderson
J
Jeanette Miller
as Mrs. Collins
S
Scott Layne
as Delivery Guy
V
Vito D'Ambrosio
as Paulie
S
Scotty Cox
as 11 Year Old Finch
H
Harry Van Gorkum
as Simon
L
Laurie Taylor-Williams
as Beth
R
Robin Nance
as Kim
A
Amy Farrington
as Michelle
B
Buck Kartalian
as Clerk
I
Ivana Miličević
as Katinka
B
Becky Thyre
as Tallulah
D
Dick Clark
as Dick Clark
J
Joyce Bulifant
as Fannie Finch
S
Stan Sellers
as Contestant
D
David Castellani
as Waiter
N
Nora Dunn
as Naomi
S
Simon Templeman
as Simon Leeds
J
Judy Greer
as Bridget Manning
A
Alan Rachins
as Tate Gittling
P
Patrick Kerr
as Clark Finkel
G
Gina Gershon
as Rhonda Ferrara
M
Megan Cavanagh
as Marjorie
R
Rhoda Gemignani
as Rhoda DiMauro
M
Meredith Zealy
as Camille
D
David Garry
as Hanrahan
B
Brooke Burns
as Kelly
K
Kevin Farley
as Cowboy
M
Moon Bloodgood
as Penny
C
Colby Donaldson
as Tad
M
Matt Ross
as Adam
B
Brandy Howard
as Collette
J
June Squibb
as Mrs. Peebles
R
Rosalind Ayres
as Audrey Leeds
R
Roy Dotrice
as Jarvis Leeds
H
Harvey Levine
as Weinstein
R
Richard Kind
as Jimmy Korsh
A
Alice Hirson
as Helen Korsh
J
James Greene
as Father Vincent
K
Krista Allen
as Mary Elizabeth
C
Cherise Bangs
as Mary Catherine
A
Anjua Warfield-Maximo
as Model
C
Corbin Bernsen
as Corbin Bernsen
A
Amy Yasbeck
as Skyler
J
Julian Bailey
as Nick
C
Charles Walker
as Reverend McGinty
K
Kelly Mantle
as Robert/Nina Man-Horn
B
Brittany Daniel
as Sarah
J
Julie Claire
as Kristen
L
Leann Hunley
as Binnie
J
Jon Lovitz
as Roland Devereaux
S
Stephen Dunham
as Andrew
P
Patrick Fabian
as Martin
K
Kevin Farley
as Frank
A
Agostino Castagnola
as Opera Singer
D
Don Woodard
as Referee
B
Brooke Shields
as Erlene
M
Melissa Rivers
as Herself
K
Kathie Lee Gifford
as Allison Spencer
J
J. Grant Albrecht
as Evan Garrison
J
Jay Leno
as Jay Leno
C
Crystal Bernard
as Crystal Bernard
C
Charles Esten
as Jake
A
Andy Garrison
as Jim Morrison
A
Annette Pollack
as Woman
J
Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg
as Brandi
K
Kristy Swanson
as Allison
D
Darren Kennedy
as Shawn
B
Barbara Pilavin
as Woman #1
E
Emily Procter
as Anchorwoman
D
Dave Allen Clark
as Anchorman
S
Scott N. Stevens
as Young Father
S
Shannon Maureen Brown
as Lorena
D
Donna Ponterotto
as Receptionist
J
Joel Traywick
as Intern
V
Veronica Webb
as Veronica Webb
T
Tracy Zahoryin
as Noelle
J
Jim Round
as Intern
L
Leslie Bibb
as Nikki
C
Cecily Adams
as Doris
D
David Valcin
as Young Executive
D
Dave Allen Clark
as Newscaster
G
Gina Mari
as Kirsten
A
Anya Longwell
as Anya
T
Tony Rossi
as Delivery Man
C
Caroline Bossi
as Model
D
Dawn Maxey
as Connie
J
Jim O'Heir
as Actor
J
J. Robin Miller
as Bagel Girl
J
Jenya Lano
as Kimmy
C
Carol Ann Susi
as Mrs. Boukidis
I
Ian Jacklin
as Guy with Tattoo
D
Dennis Fanning
as Cop
J
Julia Dahl
as Liz Dillon
P
Peter Breitmayer
as Manager
R
Robert Hallak
as Frank
S
Scott Mosenson
as Richard
L
Lisa Marie Russell
as Pregnant Woman
J
Jennifer Savidge
as Binnie
D
Dara Tomanovich
as Jill
J
Jack Shearer
as Official
D
Dennis Napolitano
as Waiter
T
Tim Pulice
as Jensen
J
James Luca McBride
as Delivery Guy
J
Jocelyne Kelly
as Model
E
Ed Berke
as Bartender
D
Dave Allen Clark
as Reporter
A
Amy Dowd
as Office Employee
V
Valeri Ross
as The Doctor
B
BJ Porter
as Emcee
S
Steve Garvey
as Steve Garvey
J
Jason Beck
as Bouncer
D
Don Bovingloh
as Passenger
L
Lisa Deanne Young
as Stewardess
E
Eddie Allen
as Clarence
M
Mercedes Kastner
as Nature Scout
L
Lauren Schaffel
as Nature Scout
A
Anthony Tyler Quinn
as Brad
G
Gerald Jann
as Dr. Fong
S
Stephen Hibbert
as Carl
C
Cintia Taylor
as Woman
A
Ashley Gardner
as Lori
T
Ted Rooney
as Harry
R
Richard Livingston
as Andrew
M
Mona Wyatt
as Judge
S
Susan Talbot
as Hostess
C
Charlie Di Stefano
as Hamilton
R
Rob Reinis
as Maitre'd
D
Dakin Matthews
as Les
B
Barret Swatek
as Nicole
J
James Laing
as Guard
A
Alex Solowitz
as Mark
R
Richard Gilbert-Hill
as Mr. Peters
E
Eve Brenner
as Lillian
V
Veralyn Jones
as Nurse
M
Marissa Jaret Winokur
as Dee Dee
D
David Carradine
as David Carradine
E
Eddie McClintock
as Slam
C
Christina Moore
as Colleen
M
Martin Mull
as Stan
T
T.J. Thyne
as Jarod
H
Harry S. Murphy
as Larry Hamilton
A
Ashley Hughes
as Denise Hamilton
E
Elizabeth Rodriguez
as Maria
S
Sami Reed
as Kelly
M
Mo Collins
as Robin
M
Mindy Sterling
as Mrs. Lubitz
A
Adrian Neil
as Maitre D'
D
David St. James
as Dr. Ajay
S
Sandra Taylor
as Trish
J
Johnny Moran
as Dick Tation
M
Marc Brett
as Man
T
Tom Jourden
as Tucker
L
Lauren Petty
as Julie
K
Kirsten Nelson
as Helen
S
Samm Levine
as Sid Greenberg
R
Rachel Chagall
as Aunt Mindy
R
Robert Merrill
as Man
E
Earl Schuman
as Great-Grandpa Saul
T
Timmy Fitzpatrick
as Little Boy
B
Ben Bode
as Harry
V
Valerie Perrine
as Carol
B
Bill Erwin
as Mr. King
T
Thomas Mills
as Trucker
K
Kenneth Mars
as Horst
J
Jacqueline Schultz
as Donna
D
Dean Cain
as Chris Williams
R
Richard Molinare
as Guy
H
Hugh Hefner
as Hugh Hefner
S
Samantha Smith
as Stella Rudin
R
Roger Eschbacher
as Mr. Adler
B
Bobby Harwell
as Minister
D
David Raibon
as Posse Member
A
Amy Sedaris
as Betsy Frayne
T
Ted Davis
as Rahjeev
M
Michael Patrick McGill
as Irish Bartender
B
Brian Unger
as Handsome Bartender
M
Monica Parker
as Mrs. Visnjeic
D
Daniel Kountz
as Milo
M
Mary Lynn Rajskub
as Penny
I
Irina Maleeva
as Mrs. Kaminsky, Cleaning Woman
E
Erin Murphy
as Pretty Woman
M
Madison Mason
as Dick Radford
N
Nathan Norton
as Paul
K
Kim Kim
as Woman
J
Jenna Boyd
as Hannah Gallo
E
Ed Gale
as Jimmy
A
Arturo Gil
as Hillel
R
Rob Reinis
as Staffer
S
Sasha Barrese
as Tess
R
Rob Reinis
as Mike
S
Sean Smith
as Maitre 'D
J
Jason Huber
as Sandwich Guy
B
Bill A. Jones
as Mr. Barry
G
Grant Garrison
as Young Man
A
Adam Jeffries
as Danny
S
Scott Whyte
as Rob
D
Dave Foley
as Jay
P
Pete Gardner
as Large Man
M
Matt Boren
as Nicholas
J
Jeremy Howard
as Terry
C
Christine Holz-Lusita
as Movie Patron
J
Joe Rogan
as Chris
T
Trevor St. John
as Cameron
B
Brigid Brannagh
as Ruth
E
Edward James Gage
as Mark Krendall
G
Greg Proops
as Turtleneck Guy
M
Michael Ensign
as Bob Fennel
K
Kate Spade
as Kate Spade
R
Rod Biermann
as Clark
P
Patience Cleveland
as Noonie
A
Alan Thicke
as Alan Thicke
H
Huey Lewis
as Gary Rosenberg
J
Jim O'Heir
as Big Dan
C
C.C. DeVille
as Lloyd
L
Leeza Gibbons
as Leeza Gibbons
M
Molly Murphy
as Jenny Thicke
B
Brian Kaiser
as Waiter
A
Arturo Gil
as Village Person
G
Gabriel Pimentel
as Village Person
J
Joseph S. Griffo
as Village Person
M
Martin Klebba
as Village Person
A
Andre Ware
as André Delacroix

Crew

P
Peter Bonerz
Director
L
Leonard R. Garner, Jr.
Director
S
Sivert Glarum
Writer
S
Steven Levitan
Writer
L
Lee Shallat Chemel
Director
G
Gerren Keith
Director
M
Marsh McCall
Writer
P
Pam Brady
Writer
J
Jack Burditt
Writer
P
Pamela Fryman
Director
J
Jean Sagal
Director
M
Matthew Diamond
Director
D
Darryl Bates
Director
K
Ken Levine
Director
T
Tom Maxwell
Writer
P
Philip Charles MacKenzie
Director
J
John Fortenberry
Director
D
Danny Zuker
Writer
C
Craig Zisk
Director
M
Michael Benson
Writer
P
Pamela Fryman
Director
M
Marsh McCall
Writer
B
Brian Reich
Writer
D
David Guarascio
Writer
E
Eileen Conn
Writer
S
Steven Levitan
Writer
J
Jeff Melman
Director
D
Danny Zuker
Writer
S
Sivert Glarum
Writer
T
Tom Maxwell
Writer
S
Susan Dickes
Writer
M
Matthew Diamond
Director
S
Steven Levitan
Director
P
Pam Brady
Writer
S
Stephen Engel
Writer
D
David Finkel
Teleplay
G
Gail Mancuso
Director
J
Jack Burditt
Writer
J
Jack Burditt
Teleplay
T
Tom Martin
Writer
J
Judd Pillot
Writer
M
Michael Jamin
Writer
E
Eileen Conn
Writer
M
Moses Port
Writer
D
David Spancer
Story
D
David Hemingson
Writer
K
Kell Cahoon
Writer
A
Andrew Gordon
Writer
M
Michael Jamin
Writer
A
Andrew Gordon
Writer
P
Pamela Fryman
Director
M
Moses Port
Writer
D
David Walpert
Writer
A
Andrew Gordon
Writer
D
David Guarascio
Writer
T
Tom Saunders
Writer
E
Erica Rothschild
Story
A
Andy Gordon
Writer
M
Mike Reynolds
Teleplay
M
Michael Gara
Teleplay
A
Andrew Gordon
Writer
D
Don Woodard
Writer
D
Dave Finkel
Writer
P
Pam Brady
Writer
J
John Peaslee
Writer
P
Pam Brady
Story Editor
M
Marc Abrams
Writer
T
Tom Maxwell
Writer
S
Steven Levitan
Story
B
Brett Baer
Teleplay
P
Pam Brady
Writer
J
Jon Pollack
Writer
B
Brett Baer
Writer
D
Don Woodard
Writer