Cast

V
Valerie Bertinelli
as Melanie Moretti
J
Jane Leeves
as Joy Scroggs
W
Wendie Malick
as Victoria Chase
B
Betty White
as Elka Ostrovsky
S
Sherri Shepherd
as Judge Lesser
M
Mary Tyler Moore
as Diane
J
Jack Donner
as Arthur
R
Robert Gant
as Steve
T
Tom Parker
as Peter
D
David Giuntoli
as Tyler
B
Barry Bostwick
as Hugh
K
Kristin Chenoweth
as Courtney
C
Cedric the Entertainer
as Reverend Boyce
K
Kevin Nealon
as George
C
Cybill Shepherd
as Apryl
B
Bonnie Franklin
as Agnieszka
F
Finn Carr
as Wilbur
A
Angela Kinsey
as Mrs. Carson
J
Jason Kravits
as Dr. Ira Klein
D
Dimitri Lekkos
as Dr. Delacourt
D
Dan Pfau
as Andy
R
Robert Wagner
as Jim
T
Ty Mayberry
as Fred
A
Alan Dale
as Emmet
A
Alex Trebek
as Narrator
C
Cameron Mathison
as Bill
H
Hal Linden
as Alex
S
Shirley Knight
as Loretta
C
Cesili Williams
as Waitress
R
Robin Thede
as Janet
G
Greg Winter
as Neighbor
A
Amy Yasbeck
as Hailey Nash
S
Shaughn Buchholz
as Bartender
M
Michelle Noh
as Cynthia
V
Vincent M. Ward
as Bodyguard
B
Bil Dwyer
as Anders
E
Eileen O'Connell
as Flight Attendant
D
Diane Sellers
as Brianna
C
Chris Marrs
as Bill
P
Patrick Faucette
as James
M
Mark Indelicato
as Zack
J
Joel Lambert
as Handsome Guy
C
Chelsea Ricketts
as Francesca
M
Michaela Carrozzo
as Gina
C
Connor Diliberto
as Romeo
M
Michael R. Robinson
as Waiter
D
Dave Foley
as Dr. Moore
R
Rand Holdren
as Nooner
S
Stephen Holland
as Antiques Expert
M
Maia Madison
as Carol
L
Luke Diliberto
as Jack
D
Diane Michelle
as Guard
J
Janet Varney
as Ellen
D
David Starzyk
as Pete
K
Kevin McCorkle
as Father Ned
J
Julie Lancaster
as Linda
R
Robert Towers
as Winston
J
John Senese
as Bailiff
P
Paul Hayes
as Greg Trimmer
M
Mark Capri
as Justice of the Peace
T
Tug Coker
as Oliver
J
Jason Boegh
as Casting Director
M
Melanie Griffith
as Melanie Griffith
N
Nicole Dalton
as Judy
N
Natalija Nogulich
as Vadoma
J
Jeffery Self
as Waiter
P
Peri Gilpin
as Taylor
D
Darnell Williams
as Darnell Williams
J
Jimmy Kimmel
as Jimmy Kimmel
M
Max Greenfield
as Steve
L
Leslie Grossman
as Elise
B
Blaine Vedros
as Corpse
C
Carlease Burke
as Nurse
J
John Schneider
as Hank Szymborska
M
Michael E. Knight
as Michael E. Knight
J
John Ducey
as Gordon
C
Charlie Adler
as Director
J
John Schneider
as Hank Szymborska
J
Jim Hanna
as Dennis the A.D.
B
Bob Rumnock
as Dr. Morgan
A
Arden Myrin
as Jasmine Breeze
A
Anthony Holiday
as Ben
J
Jon Lovitz
as Opera Guy
D
Dan Bakkedahl
as Jasper
M
Max Charles
as Marcus
I
Isaiah Mustafa
as Kevin
C
Cyndi Martino
as Patricia
G
Gregory Harrison
as Dave
C
Caitlin Carmichael
as Annabelle
M
Mandy June Turpin
as Doreen
T
Tom Yi
as Dr. Joe
T
Terrence Beasor
as Old Man
M
Mark Deklin
as Kirk Stark
M
Mark Deklin
as Kirk Stark
D
Don Perry
as Juror #8
S
Stewart Skelton
as Driver
J
Joe Howard
as Amish Man
S
Stephen Dunham
as Abner
G
George Wendt
as Yoder
M
Monica Horan
as Sarah
A
Amy Sedaris
as Heather Shaw
J
Jeff Martin
as Governor Shaw
M
Mark Derwin
as Gary
F
Frank Caliendo
as Kenny
R
Richard Burgi
as Timothy
V
Vincent Ventresca
as Dr. Doug
S
Steve Lawrence
as Jack
T
Tamara Lynn Davis
as Sara
P
Patrick Fabian
as Richard
D
Danielle Burgio
as Susie
M
Mindy Cohn
as Cassie
W
Wayne Knight
as Rick
T
Tom McGowan
as Robert
A
Antonio Sabàto, Jr.
as Leandro
D
Doris Roberts
as Lydia
A
Ariel Llinas
as Ty
M
Michael Dunn
as Matthew
E
Edward Stanley
as Joe
K
Keith Pillow
as Potential Jefferey
T
Tammie Brown
as Pamela Anderson Drag Impersonator (uncredited)
L
Lex Medlin
as Elliot
W
Willam Belli
as Drag Impersonation Competitor (uncredited)
M
Mason Cook
as Austin
H
Heather Prete
as Eileen
G
George Newbern
as Bill
D
Dean Cochran
as Sam
G
George Newbern
as Bill
A
Alicia Hannah-Kim
as Devon
B
Buck Henry
as Fred
S
Shelli Boone
as Lori
E
Eric André
as Jeff
B
Bart Johnson
as Mark
D
Dick Van Patten
as Lester
B
Buck Henry
as Fred
T
Troy Metcalf
as Policeman Mike
C
C.J. Vana
as Frat Guy
J
Jack Axelrod
as Ernie
B
Barber Ali
as Abdul-Hamid
K
Kurt Ela
as Moustachioed Man
M
Matthew Chase
as Stripper Cop
D
Danny Pudi
as Tommy
D
Don Rickles
as Bobby
D
Don Rickles
as Bobby
K
Kathie Lee Gifford
as Christal
K
Kym Whitley
as Jada
V
Valerie Azlynn
as Libby
L
Laura San Giacomo
as Caroline
S
Sandra Bernhard
as Nan
J
Jennifer Ann Burton
as Cassie
O
Orson Bean
as Dan
J
Jake Martin
as Male Mourner
M
Marissa Jaret Winokur
as Kim
Y
Yolanda Snowball
as Pam
J
Jimmy Smagula
as Jerry
S
Sean Hayes
as Chad
A
Alex Ball
as Ken
E
Edward James Gage
as Mike
S
Sean O'Bryan
as Andy
P
Phil Morris
as Lou
B
Bette Rae
as Mother
R
Ryan Gaul
as Hotel Employee
D
David DeLuise
as Jake
C
Calli Ryals
as Sally
T
Tim Bagley
as Larry
D
Daniel Roebuck
as Director Perkins
D
Doug Savant
as Scott
T
Tim DeKay
as Buddy
D
Dan Cortese
as Jimmy Armstrong
W
Wendi McLendon-Covey
as Nurse Sandy
W
Willie Garson
as Dr. Brotz
J
Joe Jonas
as Will
R
Randy Wayne
as Mark
J
Josh Hopkins
as Waiter (uncredited)
B
Baron Davis
as Baron Davis
R
Ryan McPartlin
as David
J
Jeanne Simpson
as Dr. Kagen
G
Gary Anthony Sturgis
as Cop
D
Destiny Fernandez
as Young Emmy
S
Steve Valentine
as Drago
D
Danielle Bisutti
as Verena
B
Barak Hardley
as Ansel
M
Malcolm Devine
as Bodyguard
S
Sydney Mikayla
as Little Girl
B
Braden Davis
as Sound Engineer
E
Ernie Hudson
as Ernie Hudson
L
Lesley Nicol
as Margaret
D
Dave Allen
as David Gates
S
Steve Monroe
as Sam
R
Robert Neary
as Ted
M
Michael Edwin
as Judge
C
Cheri Oteri
as Dr. Deb
R
Ramone Hamilton
as Danny
E
Eric Allan Kramer
as Milo
C
Clint Culp
as Ken
N
Nick Armstrong
as Derrick
E
Enrico Colantoni
as Julian
B
Brody Hutzler
as Andy
J
Jeffrey De Serrano
as Guard
K
Kelly Schumann
as Sally
F
Fred Willard
as Doctor Hill
L
Lauren Lapkus
as Oscar
K
Kelly Schumann
as Sally
D
Duane R. Shepard Sr.
as Older Male Patron
C
Carl Reiner
as Max
J
Jeffrey Doornbos
as Handsome Guy
S
Steven Weber
as K.C.
S
Steven Shaw
as Rabbit Owner
D
Dan Gauthier
as Nick
M
Megan Grano
as Alison
Z
Zach Lewis
as Groom
K
Kate McDaniel
as Bride
C
Curtis Armstrong
as Clark
S
Steven Weber
as Kyle
G
Gregg Berger
as Barry the Parrot (voice)
C
Curtis Armstrong
as Clark
C
Christopher Gorham
as Casey
G
Gregg Berger
as Barry the Parrot (voice)
R
Reid Scott
as Sam
E
Echo Kellum
as Aaron
C
Cliff Chamberlain
as Steve
A
Annie Heller
as OA Group Leader
M
Max Shippee
as Handsome Guy
E
Ed Asner
as Jameson
J
James Patrick Stuart
as Colin
A
Alex Borstein
as Preshi
M
Maree Cheatham
as Mrs. Filsinger
D
D. C. Douglas
as Peter Filsinger
R
Rhea Perlman
as Jacki
R
Rick Springfield
as Tom
M
Marco Martinez
as Officer Milch
A
Andy Richter
as Father Brian
G
Gilles Marini
as Captain Lebeau
R
Roger Bart
as Jimmy
P
Paul Dooley
as Bearded Man aka Santa
T
Tamara Lynn Davis
as Waitress
T
Toussaint Waterman
as Fireman
J
Joey Honsa
as Wheelchair Model
D
Drew Droege
as Stage Manager
J
Joan Rivers
as Anka
J
Jonathan Silverman
as Dr. Minton
S
Sean Hayes
as Self
J
Japheth Gordon
as Cameron
N
Nancy Berggren
as 80 Year Old Victoria
T
Todd Milliner
as Self
J
Jon Lovitz
as Self
J
John Mahoney
as Self
G
Georgia Engel
as Self
J
Jon Lovitz
as Artie
C
Christen Sussin
as Shelley
D
Dan Dotson
as Dan Dotson
L
Laura Dotson
as Laura Dotson
J
James Denton
as Kerouac Cowboy
L
Lyn Alicia Henderson
as Lauren
R
Rosa Blasi
as Jessica
M
Mel Rodriguez
as Hector
F
Francine York
as Lady Natalie
A
Albert Marrero Jr.
as Luis
D
David Spade
as Christopher
E
Elizabeth J. Carlisle
as Shamed Woman
C
Carol Herman
as Mrs. Magee
N
Nic Bishop
as Liam
R
Regis Philbin
as Pierre
A
Alan Ruck
as Reverend Lare
H
Heather Dubrow
as Nikki
M
Marshall Manesh
as Yang
R
Robbie Amell
as Lloyd
M
Michael Weaver
as Brad
E
Ed Begley Jr.
as Yogi
E
Ed Crasnick
as Gary
W
William Shatner
as Sally
K
Kevin Farley
as Ranger Murphy
S
Shirley Jones
as Sophie
E
Ed Crasnick
as Gary
T
Tim Conway
as Nick
J
Jean Smart
as Bess
S
Sam Daly
as Milo
C
Carole Gutierrez
as Dr. Hernandez
T
Tim Conway
as Nick
W
Wally Kurth
as Mark
J
Julie Wittner
as Perky Saleswoman
C
Carole Gutierrez
as Dr. Hernandez
T
Tom Arnold
as Danny
J
Jack Wagner
as Dr. Aaron Everett
J
Jack Wagner
as Dr. Aaron Everett
M
Michael Urie
as Jeffrey
A
Alice Amter
as Dr. Kapoor
P
Pej Vahdat
as Ravi
C
Chris Williams
as Dr. Greenly
Y
Yeardley Smith
as Margaret
P
Parvesh Cheena
as Manu
V
Valerie Harper
as Angie
C
Cloris Leachman
as Peg
J
Jesse Tyler Ferguson
as Wes
G
George Hamilton
as Robin
E
Echo Kellum
as Johnny
N
Nick Searcy
as Warden Burkhalter
K
Ken Jeong
as Dr. Kang
D
D.W. Moffett
as Chester
C
Constance Zimmer
as Lily
D
D.W. Moffett
as Chester
T
Thomas Lennon
as Agent Gilmore
J
Jaime Pressly
as Kelly
A
Albert Tsai
as Scout
T
Thomas Anthony Jones
as Dr. Wilcox
R
Ryan Culver
as David
S
Stephen Snedden
as Chuck
M
Matt Iseman
as Mike
L
Laird Macintosh
as Ram
L
Larry Miller
as Larry
C
Chris Elliott
as Luke
P
Peg Shirley
as Alice Moore
J
Jason Priestley
as Corey
R
Richard Ruccolo
as Matt
S
Sarah Hyland
as Ivy
J
John Mahoney
as Roy
A
Andy Gala
as Jerry
J
John Mahoney
as Roy
M
Max Greenfield
as Doug
N
Nathan Frizzell
as Waiter
C
Chris Isaak
as Chase Jackson
T
Tommy Dewey
as Todd
A
Asante Jones
as Policeman
S
Shawn Carter Peterson
as Bro-Man
K
Kirstie Alley
as Maddie Banks
M
Mark Valley
as Jason
E
Edward Hibbert
as Collin Brett
E
Emilio Borelli
as Ron
J
Jamie Denbo
as Julie
J
John Ross Bowie
as Benny
J
J.P. Manoux
as Nate
C
Chevy Chase
as Ross
R
Rob Schneider
as Chill
E
Emily Rutherfurd
as Jodie / Melanie
M
Maggie Wheeler
as Rachel
N
Nora Dunn
as Elizabeth / Victoria
H
Harry Van Gorkum
as Daniel
M
Morgan Fairchild
as Claudia / Elka
C
Coby Bell
as Baz
D
Dan Castellaneta
as Dr. McNally
S
Sam Daly
as Justin
L
Lance Barber
as Tyler
Q
Queen Latifah
as Aunt Esther Jean Johnson
C
Craig Bierko
as Donald
B
Bill Bellamy
as Councilman Powell
C
Craig Bierko
as Donald
D
Dan Lauria
as J.J.
A
Anita Barone
as Lisa
A
Andrew Leeds
as Tom
N
Nicole Parker
as Jessica
G
Gabriel Tigerman
as James
P
Perez Hilton
as Teddy
A
Andrew Friedman
as Dr. Rayner
T
Tim Daly
as Mitch
D
Debra Monk
as Loretta
L
Luke Perry
as Trevor
M
Mac Brandt
as Mike
C
Chris Harrison
as Chris Harrison
M
Marion Ross
as Olga
S
Stephen Root
as Brian
R
Romy Rosemont
as Marcie
M
Mario López
as Mario López
A
Andrew J. West
as Cooper
T
Timm Sharp
as Zed
T
Timm Sharp
as Zed
C
Casey Washington
as Shane
B
Bryce Johnson
as Dylan
T
Tyler Poelle
as Louis
B
Ben Vereen
as Mayor Deacon
W
Will Sasso
as Frankie
R
Rhys Darby
as Jack
S
Sophie Winkleman
as Jill
M
Mackenzie Phillips
as Kaylin
R
Rhys Darby
as Jack
B
Brian Baumgartner
as Claude
M
Missi Pyle
as Canadian Joy
M
Michael Burger
as Frank
N
Nick Searcy
as Chief Barker
A
Amber Valletta
as Ashley
G
Gladys Knight
as Miss Shonda
T
Timothy Omundson
as Mark
A
Andy Milder
as Dr. Laird
G
Garry Marshall
as Ari
R
Ray Abruzzo
as Phil
W
William Baldwin
as Dane
M
Matt Walsh
as Arnie
C
Craig Ferguson
as Simon
M
Michael McMillian
as Owen
C
Craig Ferguson
as Simon
K
Kurt Fuller
as Gerald
K
Kelen Coleman
as Andie
M
Michael McMillian
as Owen
Y
Yvette Nicole Brown
as Lily
J
Jenny O'Hara
as Helen
M
Marla Gibbs
as Marcia
D
Dennis Haskins
as Reverend Bowen
L
Laurel Coppock
as Emily
J
Jim O'Heir
as Ross
M
Marla Sokoloff
as Chloe
T
Tate Ellington
as Kameron
J
John Kassir
as The Pope
J
John Colella
as Gil
C
Chris Colfer
as Tony Chase
R
Reamy Hall
as Heidi
C
Carol Burnett
as Penny
C
Chris Colfer
as Tony Chase
T
Todd Grinnell
as Nicky
S
Stacy Keach
as Alex Chase
M
Marco Martinez
as Police Officer
J
Juliet Mills
as Philipa
T
Tyler Ritter
as Bart
D
Dave Foley
as Bob
S
Stacy Keach
as Alex Chase
B
Bob Newhart
as Bob Sr.
D
Dave Foley
as Bob
T
Thomas Gibson
as Tom
J
Jennifer Love Hewitt
as Emmy Chase
D
Darlene Hunt
as Phyllis
J
Josh Cribbs
as Josh Cribbs
R
Roger Bart
as Self
J
Jennifer Love Hewitt
as Emmy Chase
A
Andy Cadiff
as Self
M
Michael Burger
as Self - Audience Warm Up
T
Tom Vitale
as Self
K
Kevin Nealon
as Self
J
Joan Rivers
as Self
A
Amy Paffrath
as L.A. Actress
G
George Ketsios
as Professor Oliver
A
Ally Maki
as Brooke
B
Barrett Perlman
as Neck Tattoo Girl
S
Susan Lucci
as Susan Lucci
C
Cassandra Scerbo
as Lindsay
J
Justin Wade
as Deshawn
P
Pat Harrington, Jr.
as Mr. Sherden
S
Susan Lucci
as Susan Lucci
H
Huey Lewis
as Johnny Revere
M
Morgan Hewitt
as Carmen
H
Huey Lewis
as Johnny Revere
F
Francesca Catalano
as Devon
M
Morgan Hewitt
as Carmen
M
Michael Shepperd
as Scott
G
Georgia Engel
as Mamie
J
Jay Harrington
as Alec
G
Georgia Engel
as Mamie
H
Heather Locklear
as Chloe
J
Jay Harrington
as Alec
G
Gary Anthony Sturgis
as Officer Davenport
H
Heather Locklear
as Chloe
D
Denice Sealy
as Kathy
F
Federico Dordei
as Fabrice
M
Millicent Martin
as Agnes Bratford
C
Carter Oosterhouse
as Carter Oosterhouse
J
Jet Jurgensmeyer
as Anthony
R
Riley B. Smith
as Jacob
D
Drew Miller
as The Fruit
M
Mason Douglas
as Boy
E
Eddie Cibrian
as Sean
E
Eddie Cibrian
as Sean
N
Nicole Randall Johnson
as Eleanor
B
Ben Kronen
as Sal
S
Samantha Martin
as Jenna
G
Gary Anthony Williams
as Coach Taylor
A
Alex Hooper
as Stoner Mailman
C
Creagen Dow
as Dan
V
Veronica Taylor
as Kim
L
Leslie Gilliams
as Female Fairy
S
Scotch Ellis Loring
as Announcer
A
Ani Sava
as Fado
J
John Colella
as Rusty
J
Jill Benjamin
as Brenda
D
D. Elliot Woods
as Agent Miles
K
Keiko Elizabeth
as Female Federal Agent
A
Alexandra Ruddy
as Zoe
N
Nick Jandl
as S.J.
M
Michael Weisman
as Teenage AJ
B
Bailey Gambertoglio
as Justine
C
Cordelia Sonnenschein
as Young Victoria
M
Mary-Charles Jones
as Young Melanie
R
Raevan Lee Hanan
as Young Joy
C
Cameron Castaneda
as Young AJ
J
Jeremiah Hu
as Bartender

Crew

S
Shelley Jensen
Director
A
Andy Cadiff
Director
D
David Trainer
Director
M
Michael Lembeck
Director
J
John Whitesell
Director
A
Alex Herschlag
Writer
P
Phill Lewis
Director
A
Anne Flett-Giordano
Writer
A
Aaron Shure
Writer
C
Chuck Ranberg
Writer
A
Anne Flett-Giordano
Co-Executive Producer
L
Lisa Slopey
Writer
S
Sam Johnson
Writer
S
Sebastian Jones
Writer
C
Chuck Ranberg
Co-Executive Producer
C
Chris Marcil
Co-Executive Producer
S
Sam Johnson
Co-Executive Producer
V
Vanessa McCarthy
Consulting Producer
L
Liz Feldman
Producer
S
Suzanne Martin
Writer