Cast

G
George López
as George Lopez
C
Constance Marie
as Angie Lopez
L
Luis Armand Garcia
as Max Lopez
V
Valente Rodriguez
as Ernie
B
Belita Moreno
as Benny Lopez
M
Masiela Lusha
as Carmen Lopez
A
Aimee Garcia
as Veronica Palmero
M
Masiela Lusha
as Carmen Lopez
A
Aimee Garcia
as Veronica Palmero
O
Oscar de la Hoya
as Tony
K
Kaitlin Olson
I
Ian Gomez
G
Gus Hoffman
D
Dave Mirra
G
George Wendt
K
Kimberly Williams-Paisley
P
Paul Gleason
G
Gigi Rice
L
Leslie Jordan
S
Stacy Keach
B
Bryan Fisher
as Jason McNamara
T
Tony O'Dell
L
Lou Diamond Phillips
as George L.
A
Ashley Tisdale
as Olivia
H
Hilary Duff
R
Richard Lewis
H
Hector Elias
A
Andy García
as Ray
E
Eva Longoria
as Brooke
K
Ken Howard
as Dr. Woodson
F
Freddie Prinze Jr.
as Freddie Moreno
M
Ming-Na Wen
as Professor Lim
J
Jason Stuart
as Sales Managerr
R
Richard Riehle
as Eddie Carter
A
Ashley Edner
L
Lisa Guerrero
J
Johnny Pacar
S
Steve Hytner
C
Chingy
A
Alfred De Contreras
W
William Hung
as William Hung
A
Alyson Reed
P
Paris Hilton
K
Kenny Lofton
A
Alan Baltes
P
Paget Brewster
as Ginger
L
Laila Ali
R
Rita Moreno
as Luisa Diaz
M
Mario López
as Officer Hector Sanchez
J
Jason Connery
as Mike
P
Peter MacKenzie
as Dr. Loftusi
M
Mayan López
as Jackie
E
Elena Lyons
as Mary
K
Kristin Bauer
as Chris Watson
E
Edward James Olmos
as Mr. Vega
J
Jim Lau
J
Joel McKinnon Miller
E
Efren Ramirez
I
Ismael 'East' Carlo
as Uncle Joe
C
Cheech Marin
as Lalo
J
Jacqueline Obradors
as Gloria
J
Jimmie Walker
N
Nick Offerman
as Randy
M
Marilyn Milian
as Judge Alvarez
T
Trevor Wright
as Zack Powers
K
Kyle Searles
M
Michael Clarke Duncan
D
Donna Pieroni
C
Cristina Saralegui
as Lydia
A
Antonio Villaraigosa
R
Ron Pearson
as Officer Robinson
C
Chloe Bridges
as Zoey
M
Maria Canals-Barrera
as Claudia
D
Denise Faye
S
Sônia Braga
as Emilina Palmero
S
Spencer Garrett
R
Rudy Ramos
S
Soren Fulton
T
Tommy Chong
as Mr. Gutierrez
R
Robert Rodriguez
as Robert Rodriguez
D
Donovan McNabb
as Donovan McNabb
R
Ricardo Chavira
E
Esai Morales
as Manny Lopez
J
James Lesure
as Ben Adams
J
John Michael Higgins
as Charles
D
Dagney Kerr
as Claudia
A
Adam West
as Jonathan K. Martin
M
Marcus Lyle Brown
S
Skye McCole Bartusiak
S
Sandra Bullock
as Amy
J
Jack Blessing
as Jack Powers
T
Thomas F. Wilson
B
Brian Austin Green
as Chris
C
Connie Ramirez
as Aunt Lynette
J
Jamal Mixon
C
Cesar Rosas
as Ceasar Rosas
D
Danny Trejo
P
Patrick St. Esprit
D
Dot-Marie Jones
as The Inmate
J
Jerry Springer
as Wayne
D
Daunte Culpepper
J
Jim Belushi
G
Greg Lee
S
Steve Ryan
M
Michelle Paradise
S
Stacy Keibler
as Lindsay
E
Elmarie Wendel
as Gina
A
Anne Sorell
as Pretty Twin
E
Eva LaRue
as Linda Lorenzo
B
Bob Koherr
as Carl
Z
Zack Ewing
as Young Boy
K
Kyle Clark
as Eric
J
Jacob Richardson
as Ben
J
Jonathan Jones
as Duncan
P
Paige Segal
as Jessica
K
Kenneth Schmidt
as Boy #1
S
Sam Saletta
as Luke
A
Anthony Cross-Thomas
as Classmate
M
Mel Rodriguez
as Frank
J
Jim O'Heir
as Reggie
G
Gregg Daniel
as Jim
C
Cathy Shambley
as Mrs. Johnson
D
Don Tiffany
as Parent #1
B
Brooke Radding
as Kid #1
J
Jordan Calloway
as Kid #2
H
Hayden Tank
as Kid #3
R
Rory Thost
as Timmy
K
Klee Bragger
as Kevin
J
Jodi Lyn O'Keefe
as Campbell
L
Lillian Hurst
as Mrs. Cardenas
O
Olga Merediz
as Aunt Cecilia
C
Clement Blake
as Homeless Guy
A
Andrew Dorsett
as Teenager (uncredited)
M
Mark Tymchyshyn
as Mel Powers
A
Autumn Reeser
as Piper
R
Rachel Snow
as Toby
B
Brenda Song
as Jennifer
C
Carl Anthony Payne II
as Curtis
C
Carly Schroeder
as Ashley
M
Malcolm Wain
as Alberto
N
Nancy Linehan Charles
as Mrs. Wilder
J
Joe Michaels
as Brandon
J
Jim O'Heir
as Pete
J
Jessica Friedman
as Valerie
V
Vanitey Ramdhan
as Becky
K
Kelsey Kemper
as Trick or Treater
P
Paige Hurd
as Little Girl
S
Steve Garvey
as Steve Garvey
J
Joe Morgan
as Joe Morgan
S
Scott Klace
as Bobby Murphy
M
Marty Nedboy
as Marty
C
Connie Ray
as Debbie
A
Allegra de Peralta
as Kathy (uncredited)
J
Jordan Masterson
as Adam
B
Bari Hochwald
as Cindy
D
Dani Goldman
as Michelle
S
Sarah Bibb
as Meter Lady
T
Tonantzin Esparza
as Marisol
C
Cristos
as Giggles
D
Diane Sellers
as Emma
A
Andrew Stanfield
as Extra (uncredited)
D
Daniel Cage Theodore
as Thug (uncredited)
E
Emiliano Díez
as Vic Palmero
M
Marcelo Tubert
as Señor Scrooge
O
Oleg Zatsepin
as Roberto Cratchett
M
Marty Celis
as Tiny Timoteo
T
Tony O'Dell
as Delivery Guy
S
Sonia Iris Lozada
as Narrator
A
Alejandro Furth
as Carlos
I
Izzy Diaz
as Hector
J
John Balma
as Construction Worker
E
Elena St. John
as Carla
S
Steve Schirripa
as Tony
T
Todd Duffey
as Teenage Boy (voice) (uncredited)
M
Miriam Flynn
as Brenda
K
Kate Orsini
as Bartender
J
Jason Antoon
as Hosni
D
Demetra Raven
as Allison
D
Deirdre M. Smith
as Cynthia
S
Steven Montfort
as Earl
B
Branden Williams
as Junior
C
Casey Sander
as Mr. Dugan
H
Hilary Duff
as Stephanie
M
Mary K. DeVault
as Woman #1
S
Susan Slome
as Woman #2
J
Josip Kuchan
as Yuri
S
Sara Van Horn
as Jean
J
J.B. Gaynor
as Ricky
W
William Marquez
as Manny Lopez
A
Amaury Nolasco
as Young Manny
M
Maria Beck
as Young Benny
N
Nicole Stuart
as Rachel
R
Rod Britt
as Doctor
G
Gerry Bednob
as Mr. Gidwani
E
Eloy Casados
as Dr. Anthony Tovar
G
Geoffrey Wade
as The Doctor
T
Tanika Brown McKelvy
as Bailiff
D
David Brian Apparis Jr
as Big-head Ernie
C
Carrie Ann Nagy
as Waitress
Z
Zachary James Bernard
as Danny
S
Shane R. Williamson
as Scott
F
Frank Crim
as Allen
R
Roger V. Burton
as Walter
J
Jacquie Barnbrook
as Helen
M
Marilyn O'Connor
as Dorothy
H
Hira Ambrosino
as Prosecutor
F
Frederick Martin Smith
as Police Officer
J
Joel S. Greco
as Joey Greco
A
Agapito Leal
as Uncle Arturo
K
Kristen Brockman
as Party Girl
B
Barbara Eden
as Ruth
R
Rudy Moreno
as Blue Collar Parent
J
Julie Wittner
as Tanya
K
Kincaid Walker
as Nancy
J
Julian Acosta
as Rick Martinez
A
Ashly Holloway
as Kristi Chapman
J
Jennifer Hasty
as Dell
C
Carl Thiel
as Chingon
R
Rafael Gayol
as Chingon
M
Mark Del Castillo
as Chingon
R
Rick Del Castillo
as Chingon
D
David Alex Ruiz
as Chingon
S
Skip Banks
as Fat Elvis
K
Kelly Mantle
as Deep Voice Singer
J
Joseph Fatale
as Mini Kiss
Z
Zachary Morris
as Mini Kiss
T
Terra Jolé
as Mini Kiss
K
Karen Robinson
as Mini Kiss
B
Bonnie Morgan
as Rubber Girl
R
Rip Taylor
as Rip Taylor
C
Chester L. McCurry
as UPS Man
M
Michael Taggart
as The Fireman
P
Paul Anthony Reynolds
as Irate Parents
H
Hayden Adams
as Spencer Vogel
E
Erik Olson
as Brad
D
Dina Defterios
as Woman
R
Rod Carew
as Rod Carew
J
Jim Palmer
as Jim Palmer
M
Michael Placencia
as Guy (uncredited)

Crew

A
Andrew Tsao
Director
L
Lee Shallat Chemel
Director
J
Joe Regalbuto
Director
S
Sheldon Epps
Director
J
John Pasquin
Director
G
George López
Writer
D
Dailyn Rodriguez
Writer
G
Gerry Cohen
Director
P
Philip Charles MacKenzie
Director
K
Katy Garretson
Director
B
Bob Koherr
Director
R
Rachel Sweet
Writer
G
George López
Director
M
Mark Cendrowski
Director
D
Don Scardino
Director
B
Barnet Kellman
Director
M
Mike Upchurch
Writer
A
Andy García
Director
D
Danielle Sanchez-Witzel
Writer
J
Joe Regalbuto
Director
J
John R. Morey
Writer
R
Rachel Sweet
Writer
B
Bob Borden
Writer
D
Dailyn Rodriguez
Writer
B
Barnet Kellman
Director
J
Jay Kogen
Writer
G
George López
Writer
M
Michele Serros
Writer
J
Jim Hope
Writer
R
Rick Nyholm
Writer
L
Luisa Leschin
Writer
A
Andy Cadiff
Director
D
Danielle Sanchez-Witzel
Writer
S
Spiro Skentzos
Writer
L
Lee Shallat Chemel
Director
A
Allen J. Zipper
Writer
A
Amanda Bearse
Director
L
Lawrence Broch
Writer
D
David Grubstick
Writer
J
John R. Morey
Writer
L
Luisa Leschin
Writer
G
George López
Story
A
Ann Serrano Lopez
Story
R
Rick Nyholm
Writer
F
Frank Pace
Story
J
Jim Hope
Writer
B
Bob Borden
Writer
B
Bruce Helford
Writer
A
Allen J. Zipper
Story
D
Dailyn Rodriguez
Story
B
Bruce Helford
Story
B
Bob Borden
Writer