Cast

C
Chris Morris
as Christopher Morris / Ted Maul / Various Characters
M
Mark Heap
as Simon Hottrin / Dr. Zeus Spofforth / Various Characters
S
Simon Pegg
as Gerard Chote
A
Albert Welling
as Gene Man
G
Gina McKee
as Libby Shuss
C
Claire Skinner
as Mrs Wastrey
A
Alexander Armstrong
as American Vox Pop
J
Julia Davis
as Various Characters
H
Hugh Dennis
as Dr. Balb Kubrox
P
Phil Collins
as Self
G
Gary Lineker
as Self
R
Richard Briers
as Self
P
Paul Garner
as "Technology!" man
D
David Cann
as Donaldus Matthews / Vicar
D
David Cann
as Ripp Candy
D
David Cann
as Alan Fortune-Vatch
D
David Cann
as Vicar
A
Amelia Bullmore
as Beauty Pageant Mother
K
Kevin Eldon
as Glam Rock Guitarist / Beauty Pageant Father
P
Paul Mark Elliott
as Fenton Beasley
M
Mark Heap
as Young Jez North
M
Mandy Lomax
D
Doon Mackichan
as Swanchita Haze
C
Chris Morris
as Various Characters
S
Sebastian Coe
as Self
A
Andy McNab
as Self
N
Neil Fox
as Self
G
Gerald Howarth
as Self
S
Syd Rapson
as Self
M
Michael Hames
as Self
K
Kate Thornton
as Self
R
Richard Blackwood
as Self
P
Philippa Forrester
as Self
N
Nicholas Owen
as Self
B
Barbara Follett
as Self
I
Ian Gelder
as Dr. Jonathan Kwattes
J
John Irwin
J
Janene Possell
as Granita Rocksand
H
Hayley Casanovas
K
Kevin Eldon
as Mr. Wastrey
S
Sinead Griffin-Lennon
as Desiree Wastrey
B
Bill Moody
as Ian Beezley
B
Bill Moody
as Bill Laswell
L
Luke Sorba
as Dinner Party Guest / Boxing Goat Owner
F
Felicity Montagu
as Dinner Party Guest
L
Lynsey de Paul
as Self
A
Alexandra Paul
as Self (voice)
B
Britt Ekland
as Self
N
Nicholas Parsons
as Self
M
Michael Van Wijk
as Self
P
Paul Daniels
as Self
J
Jill Cooper
as Self (voice)
O
Oliver Skeete
as Self
P
Peregrine Worsthorne
as Self
C
Carla Lane
as Self
B
Bernard Ingham
as Self
B
Bernard Manning
as Self
N
Noel Edmonds
as Self
B
Bruno Brookes
as Self
R
Rolf Harris
as Self
D
David Amess
as Self
C
Claire Rayner
as Self
J
Jimmy Greaves
as Self
J
Jasbinder Singh Mann
as Self
N
Nicholas Hoult
as School Boy
P
Peter Baynham
as Sven Yabbsley
A
Amelia Bullmore
as Suzanzee Wooola-Koopus
B
Bill Cashmore
as Jury Foreman
P
Peter Darling
B
Barbara Durkin
as Informercial Mother
N
Nigel Lindsay
as Peacecap Johnson
D
Doon Mackichan
as Accelorata Jengold
C
Claire Skinner
as Helly Melvick
S
Stephen Webber
A
Albert Welling
as Clerk of the Court
C
Christopher Wilkinson
as Dr. Fash Habbard
E
Eve Pollard
as Self
T
Tania Bryer
as Self
J
John McCririck
as Self
T
Tamara Beckwith
as Self
N
Nick Owen
as Self
S
Steven Berkoff
as Self
L
Lynne Franks
as Self
J
Jenny Powell
as Self
B
Bill Bailey
as Eyewitness
P
Peter Baynham
as Welsh Naval Officer
A
Amelia Bullmore
as Role Play Wife / Honolee Dolholly
B
Barbara Durkin
as Philippa Jute
K
Kevin Eldon
as Alan / Belgian Comedian
L
Lindsay Fraser
F
Francesca Ford
S
Simon Kunz
as Captain Mervyn Bruge / Senator Dale Lee Agsby
D
Doon Mackichan
as Dekadeeka Dekkadade / Rubeglia Palliativa
H
Harriet Norcott
as Sophie V'Haalbjje
K
Kathryn Pogson
as Audience Member
A
Albert Welling
as Naked Asexual Man up a Stick
P
Peter Stringfellow
as Self
D
David Sullivan
as Self
P
Peter Tatchell
as Self
J
Jean Ainslie
as Jill McManus
B
Bill Bailey
as Fr. Pierre Runek
R
Ruddy L. Davis
as Nelson Koka
B
Barbara Durkin
as French Woman
K
Kevin Eldon
as Prison Officer
C
Constantine Gregory
J
John Guerrasio
A
Alethea Herron
T
Tristan Hickey
K
Kieron Jecchinis
as Shane Hufford
D
Doon Mackichan
as Woman on 'Fadanoid'
M
Mick Walter
as News Dwarf
W
Willie Ross
as Sainsbur McManus / Eddie Hazel
B
Ben Swann
R
Rhodes Boyson
as Self
F
Frankie Fraser
as Self
T
Tommy Vance
as Self
G
Geoffrey Boycott
as Self
M
Michael Winner
as Self
V
Vanessa Feltz
as Self
B
Bill Cashmore
as Peter Plodes / Trevor Distance
S
Saleh Chaudhri
as Garage Manager
G
Gerard Doyle
B
Barbara Durkin
as Marigold Blenny
K
Kevin Eldon
as Spike Durnaburny
S
Sinead Griffin-Lennon
as Patricia O'Dennell
S
Simon Kunz
as Graham
D
Dominic Letts
G
Guy Masterson
as Tasscam Holiday
G
Gina McKee
as Vivian Banch
D
Doon Mackichan
as Newsreader
B
Bill Moody
as Managing Director
H
Harriet Norcott
J
Janene Possell
M
Michael Redmond
as Father Jools Doolan
C
Claire Skinner
as Board Member/Martha O'Dennell
D
Darcus Howe
as Self
J
John Challis
as Self
S
Sean Foley

Crew

M
Michael Cumming
Director
C
Chris Morris
Writer
P
Peter Baynham
Additional Writing
D
Dennis De Groot
Production Design
J
Jane Bussmann
Additional Writing
T
Tristram Shapeero
Director
S
Shane Allen
Writer
D
David Quantick
Additional Writing
P
Peter Baynham
Writer
C
Charlie Brooker
Writer
J
Jane Bussmann
Writer
P
Philip Clarke
Writer
A
Arthur Mathews
Writer
D
David Quantick
Writer
J
James Serafinowicz
Writer