Cast

C
Charlie Sheen
as Charlie Goodson
S
Selma Blair
as Kate Wales
S
Shawnee Smith
as Jennifer Goodson
D
Daniela Bobadilla
as Sam Goodson
N
Noureen DeWulf
as Lacey
M
Michael Arden
as Patrick
D
Derek Richardson
as Jack Nolan
B
Barry Corbin
as Ed
S
Selma Blair
as Kate Wales
D
Daniela Bobadilla
as Sam Goodson
B
Brett Butler
as Brett
M
Michael Boatman
as Michael
M
Martin Sheen
as Martin Goodson
D
Denise Richards
as Lori
C
Cheryl Ladd
as Joanne
I
Izabella Miko
as Mary Kathleen
B
Brian Austin Green
as Sean
S
Sarah Souza
as Holly
A
Andy Mientus
as Andy
B
Bob Clendenin
as Bob
D
Dana Gould
as Todd
S
Steven Krueger
as Ryan Hoggett
S
Slash
as Lester
S
Shel Rasten
as Rocker Dude
M
Mike Powers
as Chad
M
Marie Michel
as Kelli
M
Mercedes Mason
as Maggie
A
Abby Donnelly
as Stacy
L
Laird Macintosh
as Peter
A
Alexis Carra
as Kelly
G
Gina La Piana
as Blake
C
Christopher Gehrman
as Meeting Leader
J
Johnny Dowers
as Ray James
A
Anna Hutchison
as Sasha
L
Lorin McCraley
as Otto
J
James Ryen
as Travis
C
Cee Lo Green
as Cee Lo Green
L
Lindsay Lohan
as Lindsay Lohan
N
Nancy DeMars
as Bar Patron
M
Mikaela Hoover
as Daytona
K
Kerri Kenney
as Mel
J
Jay Johnston
as Rodney
K
Kristen Renton
as Allie
M
Michael Swan
as Victor
B
Brent Picha
as Club Goer
D
Darius McCrary
as Donovan
R
Rigo Obezo
as Prison Guard
A
Alexandra Ella
as Athena
K
Katlin Mastandrea
as Olivia
H
Hannah Zeile
as Ruby
C
Christine Estabrook
as Judy
S
Steve Valentine
as Dr. Lesley Moore
M
Michaela Watkins
as Lisa
A
Aldo Gonzalez
as Ernesto
J
James Black
as Cleo
S
Stephen Monroe Taylor
as Wayne
A
Ash Williams
as Tyler
C
Chris Reed
as Gene
N
Nicole Travolta
as Monica
B
Bruno Amato
as Cop
K
Kristine Angela
as Sex Therapy Couple
J
Jordan Ring
as Sex Therapy Couple
J
John Fleck
as Dr. Fiedler
N
Nadia Bjorlin
as Dr. Miller
K
Kevin Austin
as Pledge
M
Michael Chandler
as Nice Guy
K
Kevin Shacter
as Frat Guy
C
Christian Reed
as Frat Guy (uncredited)
M
Marissa Kai Miluk
as Batter's Sister (uncredited)
D
Don Stark
as Principal
M
Marque Richardson
as Logan
N
Noland Ammon
as Batter
F
Fredericka Meek
as Receptionist
A
Antonio Todd
as Officer Kettles
G
Greg Cipes
as Canvas
M
Michael James Bell
as Photo Shoot Director
C
Chris Chauncey
as Hippie Guest
L
Laura Keller
as Photo Shoot Assistant
K
Kenny Ridwan
as Dr. Harris (uncredited)
K
Kevin Joy
as Quinn
R
Rebeka Montoya
as Carlita
T
Tuc Watkins
as Jeff
D
Davis Desmond
as Kid
T
Tiara Lanai
as Maria
G
Gibson Bobby Sjobeck
as Kid
D
Dan Lipsman
as Todd
T
Tiara Lanai
as Bride
B
Brian Posehn
as Brian
C
Cynthia Sophiea
as Manager
K
Kamala Jones
as Couple Woman #5
J
Jason-Shane Scott
as Couple Man #5
C
Christiann Castellanos
as Natalie
T
Travis Guba
as Couple Man #1
H
Heather Joy Sher
as Couple Woman #1
T
Thomas Crawford
as Couple Man #2
M
Marypat Farrell
as Couple Woman #2
C
Corey Affron
as Couple Man #3
L
Leslie Connelly
as Couple Woman #3
D
Doug Morency
as Couple Man #4
E
Eileen Fogarty
as Couple Woman #4
A
April Clark
as Vicki
D
DeForrest Taylor
as Steve
T
Tony Todd
as Prison Guard
D
Daniel Issac Alamary
as Inmate
M
Maggie Crosby
as Kim
M
Meredith Salenger
as Meredith
J
Jen Kober
as Little Ed
M
Mary K. DeVault
as Ginny
I
Indira G. Wilson
as Kayla
C
Carolyn Hennesy
as Barb
M
Mimi Kennedy
as Elaine
K
Kate Reinders
as Hope
A
Amanda Bearse
as Rita
T
Toby Huss
as Tom
M
Matt Cedeño
as Gonzalo
S
Sally Brooks
as Karen
J
Jason Williams
as Handsome Cop
G
G. Maximilian Zarou
as Bob
T
Tom Beyer
as Mold Inspector
S
Stacy Keach
as Ray
D
Danielle Bisutti
as Kristy
R
Rebecca Ann Johnson
as Shelley Trahan
K
Ken Lerner
as Judge
B
Brian Palermo
as Prosecutor
E
Emiliano Díez
as Priest
S
Schuyler Helford
as Sateen
B
Bryce Johnson
as Mike
G
Gregory Marcel
as Eric
M
Michael Masini
as Fireman
E
Eddie Shin
as Director
B
Bob Einstein
as Hoffler
K
Karen McDougal
as Shelly
A
Ashley Fink
as Donna
C
Carla Jimenez
as Kim
R
Ron Ostrow
as Bart
J
Jocelyn Ayanna
as Missy
L
Lynette DuPree
as Shonna
D
Donnell Turner
as Handsome Man
J
Jake Rude
as Jimmy
J
Jim Meskimen
as Daniel
M
Maxie Solters
as Volunteer
R
Rodney J. Hobbs
as Volunteer
M
Marion Ross
as Dr. Murphy
N
Nate Shelkey
as Trivia Master
C
Carol Kane
as Carol
M
Mircea Monroe
as Tracy
B
Brian Gross
as Matt
J
Jerry Hauck
as Tracy's Dad
J
Jennie Kwan
as Woman
C
Chaley Rose
as Barista
R
Rizwan Manji
as Indian Father
R
Richard Moll
as Carlos
A
Adam Wylie
as Winger
B
Brian Dare
as Crew Member
M
Melissa Denton
as Breeder
A
Amanda Musso
as Gate Agent
J
Jay Brian Winnick
as Male Interview Subject
A
April Audia
as Announcer (voice)
M
Matt Bush
as Kent
R
Robert Gant
as Dr. Konner
J
Jackie Joyner
as Nurse
C
Chaz Ahern
as Robot
L
LeAnn Rimes
as Wynona
M
Meghan Falcone
as Daley
S
Seth Coltan
as Bruce
M
Michael Loftus
as $ Man
M
Matt Kaminsky
as Husband
B
Beth Kennedy
as Wife
K
Kristina Anapau
as Erica
J
Jeremy Scott Johnson
as Dr. Higgins
J
John M. Keating
as Jack
M
Mario Diaz
as Prisoner
J
Jason Nott
as Mario
K
Katherine Von Till
as Newscaster
T
Tim Bagley
as Zac
M
Mark Povinelli
as Little Elvis
P
Patrick Cox
as Bouncer
M
Mariko Saito
as Contortionist
C
Colleen Schabes
as Roman Solider
B
Brea Grant
as Ellie
S
Shannon McClung
as Jack
J
Jeff Bowser
as Vet
M
Michael D'Amore
as Vet
S
Scott Monahan
as College Student
K
Kenzie Caplan
as College Student
K
Katherine Von Till
as Crazy Woman
L
Laura Bell Bundy
as Dr. Jordan Denby
A
Ajay Mehta
as Sanjay
M
Meera Simhan
as Mira
G
Gina Gershon
as Mandy
K
Kim Shaw
as Vanessa
C
Chip Chinery
as Jimmy
G
Gary Kraus
as Burly Man
O
Odette Annable
as Jamie
G
Gail Borges
as Judge Reynolds
T
Tauvia Dawn
as Kiana
G
Greta Jung
as Quan
T
Tiffany Daniels
as Janelle
B
Brooke Peoples
as Janice
R
Rachele Brooke Smith
as Chelsea
B
Briana Lane
as Celeste
M
Margarita Franco
as Woman
R
Ron West
as Dr. Russell
G
George Wyner
as Dr. Richter
J
John Duff
as Bank Security Guard
G
Gary Rubenstein
as Dr. Jewsenheemer
A
Antonio Todd
as Guard
S
Suzanne Whang
as Bank Teller
L
Lori Hall
as Bank Operator Voice
T
Tracey Evans
as Prison Board Member
B
Barry Livingston
as Prison Board Member
A
Angela Landis
as Salesgirl
M
Masiela Lusha
as Molly
J
John Ennis
as Balloon Guy
E
Eugenio Derbez
as Eugene
D
Duncan Bravo
as Hindu Cleric
D
Dominic Rains
as Mahesh
C
Cody Chappel
as Worker
D
D'Arcy Fellona
as Woman
A
Ana de la Reguera
as Livi
C
Cheech Marin
as Hector
S
Soledad St. Hilaire
as Carmen
F
Frederick Keeve
as Gay Bar Patron
K
Kevin Dobson
as Dr. Cameron
C
Carla Gallo
as Shannon
J
Julia Duffy
as Phyllis
B
Brooke Lyons
as Dr. Everheart
J
Jeff Harlan
as Richard
C
Corie Vickers
as Shauna
N
Nikki BreAnne Wells
as Amber
F
Fred Stoller
as Fred
B
Bryan Chesters
as Harassment Instructor
B
Beatriz Fox
as Churchgoer
S
Scott Elrod
as Tim
C
Chasty Ballesteros
as Stripper
T
Tracey Evans
as Priscilla
B
Barry Livingston
as Stanley
I
Isaiah Mustafa
as Paul Wesley
G
Ginger Gonzaga
as Maureen
L
Louisa Abernathy
as Nurse
E
Eddie Braun
as Bicyclist
J
Josh Latzer
as Clay
J
John Charles Meyer
as Jack
T
Tiffany Panhilason
as Courtney
C
Camilla Jackson
as Karen
D
Don Lake
as James
J
Jim Turner
as Roland
S
Shannon Welles
as Amelia
T
Tom Billett
as Cop
C
Candace Bailey
as Michelle
A
Aly Michalka
as Lauren
B
Brett Zimmerman
as Benjamin / Lengerman
R
Roy Abramsohn
as Jack
T
Tiffany Dupont
as Jenna
P
Phil Abrams
as Husband
D
Devin Sidell
as Wife
O
Oscar Magana Jr.
as Officer T. Smith
K
Kelly Frye
as Kayla
J
John-Paul Lavoisier
as Vance
W
Will Harris
as Bouncer
J
Jesse Mackey
as Bouncer
R
Robert Maffia
as Carl
D
Danielle Baker
as Stripper
J
Jeremiah Benjamin
as Homeless Person
J
Joe Duffy
as Who's Asking, Pussy Face?
J
John Witherspoon
as Will
T
T.V. Carpio
as Kiri
J
Jack Impellizzeri
as AAA Mechanic
M
Michael Gross
as Dr. Randy
S
Sacheen Padilla
as Penny
C
Cedric Sanders
as Kwame
K
Katherine Bailess
as Susie
A
Andrew Fromer
as Stage Hand
L
Lee Faranda
as Guy
E
Elaine Hendrix
as Warden Becky Hartley
E
Ethan Erickson
as Quinn
L
Lorna Scott
as Secretary
P
Paul Rogan
as Nigel
N
Nicole J. Butler
as Nurse
T
Takayo Fischer
as Esther
D
Dennis W. Hall
as Clip Board Man
J
Jacqueline MacInnes Wood
as Jane
I
Ivar Brogger
as Mr. Ventura
E
Eric Steinberg
as Dr. Woo
J
Joseph A. Garcia
as Guy
W
Will Sasso
as Jimmy
A
Arden Myrin
as Paula
L
Lance Lim
as Milo
M
Matt Shea
as Mr. Terizian
T
Thomas Barbusca
as Justin
S
Shane Giedraitis
as Kid
G
Ginger Gonzaga
as Vanessa
B
Brant Daugherty
as Tiffer
M
Michele Gomez
as Interviewer
M
Mitch Silpa
as Mr. Hornsby
M
Michael Meir Saltzman
as Bellman
T
Tara Karsian
as Phyllis
A
Adam Lustick
as Vlad
S
Suzanne Ford
as Doris
R
Regi Davis
as Dispatcher
B
Brandon Morales
as Mike
C
Carlos Antonio
as Dave
C
Carla Renata
as Angelina
A
Angela Trimbur
as Dillon
G
Gloria Garayua
as Nikki
D
Délé Ogundiran
as Claire
J
Jill Basey
as Shirley
T
Tina Ivlev
as Tammy
L
Lauren Marini
as Kimmy
D
David Terrell
as Cop
D
Davenia McFadden
as Shirley
G
Gilbert Gottfried
as Dudley
C
Ciara Hanna
as Jade
A
Andrew Hibbard
as Business Man
M
Marianne Muellerleile
as Dorothy
D
DeeDee Rescher
as Ellen
R
Robin Riker
as Terri
G
Greg Perrow
as Dex
S
Sara Beers
as Hot Girl
P
Ping Wu
as Mr. Wangchuck
M
Michael Cory Davis
as Ballplayer
M
Mykayla Sohn
as Maisy
I
Izabella Alvarez
as Myla
J
John Henson
as Darren
A
Angie Simms
as Kim
N
Nadia Gray
as Julie
A
Ariana Madix
as Melanie
A
Asante Jones
as Officer
P
Paul Rogan
as Bobo (voice)
A
Angelina Assereto
as Marissa
C
Christine Marzano
as Ashley
B
Brooke Newton
as Eva
D
Darnell Suttles
as Jerry
J
Jeff Doucette
as Louie
M
Mary-Pat Green
as Greta
J
Juan Alfonso
as Brad
E
E.J. Callahan
as Sal
V
Vee Kumari
as Anjali
R
Rob Mainord
as Lawyer
E
Emily Montague
as Brianne
R
Reggie De Leon
as Applicant
B
Ben Giroux
as Applicant
C
Corbin Bernsen
as Roger
J
Jeff Pierre
as Dave Loftus
D
Dan Thiel
as Jed Zeile

Crew

B
Bob Koherr
Director
B
Bob Kushell
Writer
S
Shelley Jensen
Director
G
Gerry Cohen
Director
L
Lex Passaris
Assistant Director
S
Sam Simon
Director
B
Brian Posehn
Writer
K
Kristy Grant
Writer
K
Krystle Grandy
Production Assistant
J
Janae Bakken
Writer
K
Kristy Grant
Writer
M
Mark Burg
Executive Producer
B
Bob Koherr
Director
J
John Fuller
Editor
K
Kristy Grant
Teleplay
S
Steve Zuckerman
Director
D
David Saltzman
Property Master
S
Sam Simon
Executive Consultant
R
Renée Estevez
Writer
J
Julie Rhine
Costume Designer
C
Clay Graham
Consulting Producer
R
Rob Ulin
Consulting Producer
T
Terri Prizant
Script Supervisor
J
Joe Roth
Executive Producer
B
Bob Kushell
Executive Producer
K
Kent Zbornak
Unit Production Manager