16 Reasons Uncle Jesse Was the Man of Our '90s Dreams

That hair, though. 

JUST LOOK AT THAT FACE. Mary-Kate (or is it Ashley?) is pretty adorbs too. 

We die every time we hear this beautiful melody. Every time. Can he sing at OUR wedding? 

This is our ideal workout. 

Excuse me, but this really is the best (and most attractive) TV couple of all time. 

Good looks, in a band, and funny? Total package. 

Stop it right now. 

So cute. Even with the mullet. (Admission: we ordered a piece of that bunny wallpaper on the internet, like, in the last few years.) 

What is that duvet situation even? Is it a bear skin rug? Into it. 

Jesse has no time for haters. 

Childhood goals. 

He is dancing with URKEL. We want in. 

This photo is everything. 

He thought it was Becky, but it was a CHIMP, you guys. Hilarious. 

Ugh, he's even good with kids. 

Slay.