Definitive Ranking of Chris Evans Movies by Hotness
Let's get one thing straight before we begin this ranking: Chris Evans is always hot. But not all of his characters allow him to be his glorious, attractive self all of the time. So this is the ranking of Chris Evans movies by how hot he looked in them.
'The Iceman' (2012)
The combination of the glasses, long hair, and goatee makes him look like a school janitor. And while I'm sure there are some hot janitors in real life, he wouldn't be one of them.
'London' (2005)
It's not that Evans doesn't look good, it's just that he could look better.
'Sunshine' (2007)
Seriously, what is this haircut?
'Scott Pilgrim vs. the World' (2010)
It would be hard for anyone to pull off the look of Lucas Lee, and Evans isn't doing a terrible job with it. He just kind of looks like Trent from "Daria."
'The Losers' (2010)
Did the director say, "He's to handsome to be a loser, let's get him some Harry Potter glasses?"
'The Perfect Score' (2004)
So young and so cute, but not quite at his peak hotness yet.
'Street Kings' (2008)
Evans plays a detective in this movie, which gives him a few automatic hot points.
'The Loss of a Teardrop Diamond' (2008)
It takes quite the stud to pull off whatever is happening outfit-wise here.
'Fierce People' (2005)
Usually, a clean-shaven Evans isn't the hottest, but it's working for him.
'Snowpiercer' (2013)
Evans might be covered in dirt, but he's still looking fiiiiiiiine.
'Not Another Teen Movie' (2001)
This picture speaks for itself.
'Cellular' (2004)
Evans masters the hot-surfer-guy-turned-hero in this flick. Granted, he wears a weird choker type of necklace throughout the whole movie (even when he's shirtless). It is very distracting.
'Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer' (2007)
He's so hot when he broods.
'The Nanny Diaries' (2007)
He went by "Harvard Hottie" in this movie for obvious reasons.
'Puncture' (2011)
Evans plays a lawyer who doesn't play by the rules. But, more importantly, he does some of his work shirtless and in a pair of a suspenders.
'Fantastic Four' (2005)
Steam literally comes off of him in this scene.
'Captain America: The Winter Soldier' (2014)
Beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure.
'Playing It Cool' (2014)
We love a laid-back, scruffy Evans.
'Push' (2009)
Even better than just a laid-back, scruffy Evans, is one with his hair grown out a bit.
'The Avengers' (2012)
Steve Rogers loves justice. We love Steve Rogers on a motorcycle.
'Captain America: The First Avenger' (2011)
So hot, Agent Peggy Carter had to reach out and touch him.
'What's Your Number' (2011)
We would definitely take him up on that free licks offer.
'Avengers: Age of Ultron' (2015)
If you can stand next to Chris Hemsworth and still be at the same level of hotness, you've got to be looking good.
'Before We Go' (2014)
The best Evans is a scruffy Evans, when he's taking his breaks from being Captain America. When you bring that lumberjack look to the big screen, it's going to win first place every time.
