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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025) Streaming - Where to Watch Online

Audience Score
67

In the mood to watch 'If I Had Legs I'd Kick You' on any device you have handy? Hunting down a streaming service to buy, rent, download, or watch the Mary Bronstein-directed movie via subscription can be tricky, so we here at Moviefone want to do right by you.

Read on for a listing of streaming and cable services - including rental, purchase, and subscription options - along with the availability of 'If I Had Legs I'd Kick You' on each platform when they are available. Now, before we get into the various whats and wheres of how you can watch 'If I Had Legs I'd Kick You' right now, here are some finer points about the A24, Central Pictures, Fat City, Bronxburgh drama flick.

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You starring Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, A$AP Rocky, Danielle Macdonald has a R rating, a runtime of about 1 hr 53 min, and a scheduled release date of October 24th, 2025.

It received a user score of 67/100 on TMDb, which collated reviews from 35 knowledgeable users.

Thinking about what happens in this film? Here's the plot: "With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist." .

'If I Had Legs I'd Kick You' Release Dates

Watch in Movie Theaters on October 24th, 2025 - Buy If I Had Legs I'd Kick You Movie Tickets
Watch Full Movie on Digital or Stream on Demand starting November 18th, 2025

Watch 'If I Had Legs I'd Kick You' In Theaters

1367.3 mi.

Metro Cinema

Showtimes on November 27th, 2025
6:45pm